Baba And The Safaricom Paybill

Pale Mukuru kwa Zukabagger kuna hii ‘Kunguru’ lazima ilikula pesa ya wakenya
Mlikua mnauliza doo ilitumwa kwa pay bill ilienda wapi?? Mmejua hamjui…
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“Paka Mzee…”

Hiyo ni calamari wanakula? Threshhold lazima hapo.

Unatoka jela? @Electronics4u kuja uone kifaranga kingine

Kukula bila lube bila viatu
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Pia hiyoo inakunywa maziwa na si Maziwa mala ile fresh :D:D:D

Kabla baba atoe viatu.

FAIL!!
she’s not even a 5

You know those sleeper cars… They look normal on the outside… But they pack a turbo and an eight cylinder under the hood…

It’s only baba who can tell… Utam ya hio kifaranga…

:D:D:D

unless anafikisha mamayako threshold

Baba does not want to die of prostrate cancer

Grow the fuck up!! Better yet come up with a new insult… Bure kabisa.

izii ni gani tena…??

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hehehe NIS iko juuu but baba awache upuss nyoka unachukua kitu swafi kama Corazon unaingia undisclosed lokeshen

:D:D:D

What if baba’s generator can’t handle kwamboka’s pipes…

ktalk CSI tumeingia kazini pia tukafanya mining . kitu mpaka davidoo amekojoa ndani

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Haha kuna mali haziezi boycottiwa! Mzee alifika Canaan.