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Just Google for Raila houses in: Karen, Kisumu, Bondo, etc. Utajua hujui.

Preaches Worra while sippin Bacardi Rum

Hii Kumbaf inafikiria hatukumbuki: molasses, maize, na zingine. It claims to be the cleanest in the stay.

Mmeimba izi nyimbo sana mpaka zimekua cliché. @Kigui giki

Blary @Eng’iti wewe! Whenever an election is called, I queue and cast my ballot. I don’t ask for excuses to cut the queue.

All I’ve done in my life is to vote. I vote and then verify that my reported voting station is indeed correct as per iebc figures. Those figures are made public.

Mnataka nini?

That’s an old joke. I heard it during the Moi era! In fact it was told by a kaleo guy who had installed elevators (lifts) in his newly built house.

JaKuon can recycle it since 50% of current Kenyans were not born.

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By looks of it, some people believe I should apologize for voting on 8/8 and 26/10. I will never. Tukutane kwa mto tumwage pombe and then we shall sing together ‘we shall drink …from the river…’

Old joke but it’s also an own goal.
You can easily replace the African politician with Raila, and the missing road with Kazi kwa Vijana money.
He has two ‘palaces’ in Karen and in Kisumu.

Anaambia arap mwisi ole mashamba

Contrast that with the image this thread attempted to create - a wise wizard. I don’t think that he cares or knows it’s an own goal. His aim was to enthrall, albeit while plagiarizing.