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Village Elder
#1
*"JOKE OF THE DAY"*

*Raila* and *Uhuru* entered a chocolate
shop. As they were busy looking
around, *Uhuru* stole 3 chocolate bars.
After leaving the store, *Uhuru* said to
*Raila*,
"Man, I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw
me. You can't beat that."
"You want to see something better?” *Raila* replied.
“Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you some real stealing." ...
So they walked back to the counter and
*Raila* said to the shopkeeper: "Do
you want to see some real magic, man? "
The shopkeeper replied: "Yes."
*Raila* said: "Give me one chocolate
bar." The shopkeeper gave him one,
and he ate it. *Raila* asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and ate that one too.
The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic?"
*Raila* replied:"Check in my friend's pocket,
and you'll find all three bars of
chocolate there!!!"
 

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