Bachelorhood 101 - Ultimate Guide

#1
1. Passive 6 figures ( USD) income - Can be business ownership, capital gains, venture capitalism....whatever
2. Own house/ not renting. Should be ensuite at least.
3. Below 15% body fat content, without a nagging fat post wall wife you can spare atleast 1 hour per day to get in shape. Do what u need to do to shed those man boobs and potbelly.
4. Sports luxury car of your choice ( You're a ferking bachelor, you decide what u wanna drive)
5. Home safe for contingency purposes ( if u know, u know )
6. Education: Bachelor's degree minimum ( Honors)
7. Travel n leisure: Visit atleast one new country per year, the more the better.
8. Hobby of choice ( to keep your mind off wild birds )
9. Health insurance ( a must )
10. Continual self-improvement ( Your goal is to go to sleep a better man than u woke up )
11. A harem of atleast 5 hot chiqs on rotation - This will be your ultimate test of your bachelorhood statement


Goodluck gentlemen
 
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Kodiaga

Village Elder
#7
10. Continual self-improvement ( Your goal is to go to sleep a better man than u woke up )
11. A harem of atleast 5 hot chiqs on rotation - This will be your ultimate test of your bachelorhood statement
11. Establish an intimate relationship with God
 

Sambamba

Village Elder
#11
Owning a personal house is a bad deal in Kenya and owning a sports luxury car here is also just daft. Also passive income is a myth. Take your bachelor 101 and shove it up your azz
So you are telling me that the Keywords I have ranked and bring in $2500 per month via the Rank and Rent model are a myth ? that the affiliates that bring in circa $2000 dollars per month bila any work are a myth ?
You need to get out of your peasant cocoon before you start dishing investment advice .Ghaseer
 
#12
hapo kwa pesa those standards are slightly high mimi hii ndio standards zangu

1) six figure shilling income.
2)a 1 bedroom apartment or a penthouse if you are richer. this is where you bang hoes.
3)sports car lazima you can start with a subaru.
4) body fat 10-12% lazima abs msee
5) the gym is your religion.
6) a classic hobby e.g wine tasting or car racing.
7) groomed to detail and dressed to impress 24/7.
 

sakwa

Village Elder
#13
1. Passive 6 figures ( USD) income - Can be business ownership, capital gains, venture capitalism....whatever
2. Own house/ not renting. Should be ensuite at least.
3. Below 15% body fat content, without a nagging fat post wall wife you can spare atleast 1 hour per day to get in shape. Do what u need to do to shed those man boobs and potbelly.
4. Sports luxury car of your choice ( You're a ferking bachelor, you decide what u wanna drive)
5. Home safe for contingency purposes ( if u know, u know )
6. Education: Bachelor's degree minimum ( Honors)
7. Travel n leisure: Visit atleast one new country per year, the more the better.
8. Hobby of choice ( to keep your mind off wild birds )
9. Health insurance ( a must )
10. Continual self-improvement ( Your goal is to go to sleep a better man than u woke up )
11. A harem of atleast 5 hot chiqs on rotation - This will be your ultimate test of your bachelorhood statement


Goodluck gentlemen

That kind of of "passive" income requires a starting capital/investment of at least $500k to $2 depending on how much passive it is.... that is asking too much from the bachelor...
 

MikeOck

Village Elder
#17
So you are telling me that the Keywords I have ranked and bring in $2500 per month via the Rank and Rent model are a myth ? that the affiliates that bring in circa $2000 dollars per month bila any work are a myth ?
You need to get out of your peasant cocoon before you start dishing investment advice .Ghaseer
Stupid idiot, there is a lot of work to be done to maintain those rankings. Passive income means you make the money on autopilot.
 

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