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Micymas

Village Elder
#6
I have some two uncoorperative ones like that. Idiots are everywhere. Mtu mzima unamweleza kitu kinawasumbua aje mjadiliane mtatue, but he thinks he's doing you a favour by doing what's right. Talks nicely, but quietly refuses to take action.
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#7
I have some two uncoorperative ones like that. Idiots are everywhere. Mtu mzima unamweleza kitu kinawasumbua aje mjadiliane mtatue, but he thinks he's doing you a favour by doing what's right. Talks nicely, but quietly refuses to take action.
Some neighbours can make your life a living hell. I envy people who live in big estates or ranches with the nearest neighbour miles away.
Sasa ona hawa!!
 

Lionheart

Village Elder
#14
Fanya hivi, ponda some glass particles unweke kwa ugali alafu uitumbikize kwa supu ya nyama. Usieke dawa juu mbwa itanusa iache. Then leave the ugali outside to however wants to eat some leftovers
Man, it's really annoying to step on or drive over dogshit or to keep shoveling it off your entrance, yet it's someone else's animal.
Another calibre of neighbours that I really detest are those who play v loud music especially at night. Deeeemn this lot can make you lose your sanity.
Where you are huna haja ya kuwabembeleza. Just call the cops and they will end the party. They don't need to know who reported them if it's an aparrment block.
 
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#15
Swahilis are petty AF. When I lived in Mombasa I had a neighbour who used to wait for me to put my garbage out then stuff his inside mine. When I confronted him the guy lost his head as if I was the one in the wrong. Imagine not paying 300 Bob a month just to stuff your garbage in someone else's. He also used a strange bypass system to siphon water from my pipeline. Nilikua nashangaa hizi bills niaje ziko juu sana and I'm a bachelor. Neighbourhood association knew about all this but did nothing as I was mtu wa bara and the Swahili guy was a mwenyeji. The last straw was that idiot siphoning power, it ended up tripping one of the transformers so many times Kenya Power came to investigate and found the root of the problem. Jamaa alimalaysia for weeks afterwards. When he came back alikuwa na wasiwasi he could never look me in the eye or even say hello.

Eventually the fool got evicted over rent arrears. What a great day that was.
 
#16
Man, it's really annoying to st drive in over dogshit or to keep shoveling it off yet it's someone else's animal.

Where you are huna haja ya kuwabembeleza. Just call the cops and they will end the party. They don't need to know who reported them if it's an aparrment block.
Trudat. We have anti social behaviour teams in all the councils who work 24/7. Tulipelekana na my Jamaican neighbour below a few years ago until she almost lost her flat. She would play cat and mouse when they turned up i.e stop the music and put it back on again after they had gone. Weird voodoo sounding songs all night. They had to put some gadgets in my house to 'catch' her.
Thing is, it creates bad blood which could have been avoided. V stressful. But we are cool now.
 

Micymas

Village Elder
#17
Swahilis are petty AF. When I lived in Mombasa I had a neighbour who used to wait for me to put my garbage out then stuff his inside mine. When I confronted him the guy lost his head as if I was the one in the wrong. Imagine not paying 300 Bob a month just to stuff your garbage in someone else's. He also used a strange bypass system to siphon water from my pipeline. Nilikua nashangaa hizi bills niaje ziko juu sana and I'm a bachelor. Neighbourhood association knew about all this but did nothing as I was mtu wa bara and the Swahili guy was a mwenyeji. The last straw was that idiot siphoning power, it ended up tripping one of the transformers so many times Kenya Power came to investigate and found the root of the problem. Jamaa alimalaysia for weeks afterwards. When he came back alikuwa na wasiwasi he could never look me in the eye or even say hello.

Eventually the fool got evicted over rent arrears. What a great day that was.
:D:D:D ata mimi nashuku kuna mbwa imenifanyia hivyo. y bill comes 2K sometimes na niko peke yangu
 
#18
No, kuna watu pande wa kwake wanatupa uchafu pande ya kwangu. Then mtu anajifanya jana habari ni nani. Then mambo ya kuachilia mbwa zinakunya kila mahali. Savages.
Jirani wangu ocha,anatupa mefi ya ngombe through the fence hadi kwangu.After lockdown nilikuta boma yote inanuka kaa shit. Jamaa ni mtu wa church, ni mjeuri na watoi wake wako connected mbaya.
Hii weekend naenda huko na boys kadhaa all dressed in black, carrying black pots.tutachinja kuku kadhaa na kumwaga damu along the fence. I am sure that will scare his ass abit.
 

Lionheart

Village Elder
#19
Trudat. We have anti social behaviour teams in all the councils who work 24/7. Tulipelekana na my Jamaican neighbour below a few years ago until she almost lost her flat. She would play cat and mouse when they turned up i.e stop the music and put it back on again after they had gone. Weird voodoo sounding songs all night. They had to put some gadgets in my house to 'catch' her.
Thing is, it creates bad blood which could have been avoided. V stressful. But we are cool now.
Yea, very bad, coz you really want to sort out issues amicably without involving authorities, but some people just choose to be unreasonable if they don't see it as a problem. Daft people huwa wanaona unajiskia sana.
 

Lionheart

Village Elder
#20
Jirani wangu ocha,anatupa mefi ya ngombe through the fence hadi kwangu.After lockdown nilikuta boma yote inanuka kaa shit. Jamaa ni mtu wa church, ni mjeuri na watoi wake wako connected mbaya.
Hii weekend naenda huko na boys kadhaa all dressed in black, carrying black pots.tutachinja kuku kadhaa na kumwaga damu along the fence. I am sure that will scare his ass abit.
:D:D:D:D
 

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