Bad News Team Kawasaki/Arimis :-(

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for once you had me in a panic there… from the title I thought the Arimi’s production line had been closed…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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haha hearing impairement due to the strain of listening out for the footsteps of the cockblocker, damn them fukcin cockblockers!
ION I can give you research that shows fapping reduces the risks of postrate cancer. you can get data for or against anything. Did you know men who have sex with 20 different women a week have near zero risk of postrate cancer while their monogamous counterparts are at high risk? food for thought

oh and by the way it is ARIMIS

@kush yule mnono kuja hapa!

Hehe.

Mujamaa tusizoeshane :rolleyes: ION that research is bullchit … the only one thing I can confirm is the frequent urination part. Hio ingine yote ni upuuus

King of the load

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hata hiyo frequent urination si negative. it is actually recommended by doctors for body cleansing…

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Guys am a bit worried. For the married, you know there’s that unwritten rule where there is a place in the bedroom where a man keeps his cleanliness stuff and the wife has her place where she keeps all her make up and such stuff. Now, she recently brought Arimis and placed it on my side and she rarely uses it. Could she be on to something or telling me to subtly wank often?

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My guess is ur erections r bcoming weaker by the day (or u r cumming too soon) n yes, she wants u 2 wank often to improve on both. Am no wanker but there is a lot of lit on benefits of wanking n this is one of them… @kush yule mnono can confirm tho

now that’s a new one; ama uko na cracked feet unamgwara nazo usiku…

Sijui the meaning of “lit” as used above but what I can say is wanking has more than 100+ benefits including STD and STI free life and there’s nothing like being played na your partner

@junkie faggot unaona mashida enu

DRY FRY DAMU

Its also not a way to live …

Literature

Hapo nimekuelewa sweetheart though its just like any other addiction kama smoking or drinking 2nd generation alcohol

Asande mujamaa, atleast I have learnt something new today

Too tired from fapping to find several links to prove that chart untrue.
:D:D:)

Who am i kidding? Here’s what I have found:
as far as I can ascertain, the picture of the body comes form this site:
http://growablegreetings.com/male-body-anatomy-reproductive-system/male-body-anatomy-deviantart/
and here is the pic:
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so obviously some nutjob just took the pic and plugged in some things without any scientific merit from as what seems to be this christian website:
http://www.christian-courtship.com/Effects-of-masturbation.html
[SIZE=4]Effects of masturbation on the body[/SIZE]
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[li]Headache [/li][li]Dizziness[/li][li]Nervousness [/li][li]Pain in the shoulders and side[/li][li]Pain in the back and legs [/li][li]Rheumatism - inflammation or pain in muscles, joints, or fibrous tissue[/li][li]Loss of appetite leading to weight loss[/li][li]Fluid retention (edema) – weight gain[/li][li]Insomnia[/li][li]Tiredness[/li][li]Great exhaustion after exercising[/li][li]Sallow countenance (your face looks like you have the flu – that sick, dead look)[/li][li]Loss of memory and sight [/li][li]Loss of concentration and focus (brain fog)[/li][li]Increased risk of cancer [/li][li]Abrasions or swelling of the penis[/li][li]Difficulty in performing real sexual intercourse because of a weak erection[/li][li]Premature ejaculation[/li][li]Semen leakage[/li][li]Reduced orgasm[/li][li]Loss of sex drive towards the opposite sex [/li][/ul]
On the other hand a noted institute in SCIENCE ( http://www.mckinley.illinois.edu/handouts/masturbation.html)says this:
MYTHS:The following are myths relating to masturbation that are unfounded in medical and social science.

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[li]Only people, who cannot find sexual partners; or who are socially inadequate masturbate.[/li][li]Masturbation leads to physical problems such as mental illness and growing hair on your palms.[/li][li]Masturbation “ruins” a person for partner sex.[/li][li]Men will run out of semen or sperm if they masturbate excessively.[/li][li]Others, including medical doctors and sexual partners, will be able to tell if you masturbate.[/li]
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HEALTH BENEFITS OF MASTURBATION:A number of studies have proven the benefits of self-pleasuring to mental, social and physical health.
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[li]Masturbation alleviates premenstrual tension for many women.[/li][li]Masturbation provides a healthy sexual outlet for people who choose to abstain from sex with partners or who do not currently have available sexual partners.[/li][li]Masturbation can be a route to safer sex, to help prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections, including HIV.[/li][li]Masturbation allows for sexual pleasuring for those who are not ready to engage in vaginal, anal or oral sex.[/li][li]Increases blood flow to the genital region, which can help overall sexual functioning.[/li][li]Masturbation can induce sleep.[/li][li]Masturbation allows people to become familiar and comfortable with their body.[/li][li]Masturbation is often suggested as a therapeutic technique for overcoming sexual dysfunction.[/li][li]For women, it can help them learn how to achieve orgasm.[/li][li]For men, it can help them increase ejaculatory control and manage rapid or delayed ejaculation.[/li][li]Masturbation can help alleviate stress.[/li]
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This is a sufficient summary, I dont think i need to go quoting the entire study. We can change the title of this thread to GOOD NEWS TEAM KAWASAKI.