Bado zijahesabiwa

Seems I won’t be calculated this year.

Me too, hizo ng’ombe zikae huko ziliko

Kabisa

Na Jana wamefunga ma pub jioni shait

From leo hakuna kufunga

Tuende maseno watuhesabu

Sijui kama watapata watu home, mimi leo after works niko club mbaiya

Ogeni na mfagie nyumba zenu.

138000 enumarators for a population of 50M+.

Ndizi republic hii!!

They said that you should do your part in helping them count you. That you should go to your area chief,deman d and insist on being counted.
Be patriotic. Get counted!

PS: Three days later I am still waiting for the ‘counters’

That is about 93 households per enumerator in eight days assuming an average of four people per household. or 11.6 households per day each taking 30 minutes or 5.8 hours per day.

mimi pia sijacountiwa. pre-listed pekee.

They came and wrote some illuminati numbers on the door after mboch told them we are not around. Since then sijawaona lakini kuna bibi ya wenyewe nishawai manga ako kwa iyo kerende ya kuhesabiana…:D:D:D

Hata Bibi yako atamangwa Tu!

Anamangangwa once in a while:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:…but sina noma juu am the hood stud. I ferked 3 of her friends and she got wind of it.:D:D:D.

Haki wewe ni mûthishani mnoma aka kîûmbani.

:D:D:D:D:D:D…ni kujaribu tu. But I have since retired from ferkin any lady who is not my wife.
I have taken advice from the famous “Gachari ka Ruaka”…"iyo WALLET YA MANYOYA inamezanga magorofa, maploti, na magari kubwa kubwa"

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