Bae akileta upuss inabidii apewe panel beating juakali artisan style

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This is Gold

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na sio saa yote bt at times u need to remind her who is da man in the house..Sio mimi nilinyorosha huyu msuss lakini whoever did it nam elewa. Sazingine utu dame huwa stress tuu. Umetoka wax, ukapitia pub na maboy. Unafika mtaa unapata mtu amekufuria..hata akuongeleshi. Unamsalimia vipi bae..umeshindaje? (No answer). Sorry nimechelewa kidogo, nilipitia baesa na maboy to catch up on time (Bado kiko kimya).. Alafu unamuliza bae umepika? (Bado silence lakini anakupea macho mbaya)..unasema isorait bae, nimebeba nyamhom kutoka baesa..si u do me a favor utengeneze sembe we eat the nyamchom. Kinakuangalia tena and then takes the nyama choma anakurushia kwa uso, anachukua kachumbari ambayo ulikuwa umefungiwa vizuri anakutupia ka maho na ukumbuke ina pilipili. Wewe uyo mbio kwa sink to wash yr eyes juu ya pilipili..Bae aki nyuma yako aki scream ati rudi kwa malaya wako wa pub...saizo unaosha uso na kina shout matusi alafu anakuskuma skuma...

2 minutes later after kuosha uso this is the end result..napenda sana
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Achapwe! Hapana sumbua bwana...kama ako na malaya/mwk I suggest bae atafute dogodogo...I have said this before, if you ever suspect your man is eating outside don't snoop around or call the media...just go out and get laid. Too many dicks & pussies everywhere,grab one! Utamu ni ule ule!
 

SCAVENGER

Village Elder
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Achapwe! Hapana sumbua bwana...kama ako na malaya/mwk I suggest bae atafute dogodogo...I have said this before, if you ever suspect your man is eating outside don't snoop around or call the media...just go out and get laid. Too many dicks & pussies everywhere,grab one! Utamu ni ule ule!
Does it resolve anything wen u go spreading ua legs out there simply bcz the dude cant control his urge. Has it ever occured to you that each partner in the relationship has his/her own self dignity to maintain,,,,nakuonea huruma swerie if u think ukigawa u stand a chance of bringing a man back to his senses. It actually meks it worse,,,
 

Purr_27

Village Elder
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Achapwe! Hapana sumbua bwana...kama ako na malaya/mwk I suggest bae atafute dogodogo...I have said this before, if you ever suspect your man is eating outside don't snoop around or call the media...just go out and get laid. Too many dicks & pussies everywhere,grab one! Utamu ni ule ule!
Are you serious hapo hakuna ndoa madam, unless you have not taken vows before God o_Oo_O
 
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Does it resolve anything wen u go spreading ua legs out there simply bcz the dude cant control his urge. Has it ever occured to you that each partner in the relationship has his/her own self dignity to maintain,,,,nakuonea huruma swerie if u think ukigawa u stand a chance of bringing a man back to his senses. It actually meks it worse,,,
This is to bring me...ME back to my senses! That I should submit to my man. Otherwise naweza tafuta kamba Ama nitafute divorce lawyer! About urges..don't we all have them, can't keep calm...
 

madova

Village Elder
#15
Ngoja kwanza,Mbona hizi ni sura mbili tofauti.TINT nayo.
Second,I have never bothered with my mama when she behaves like this.Wanawake na mood swings utaweza kweli.
Ungefika uingie njikoni sembe itambe,ukule share yako umbakishie,kisha shower fresh then ulale.
The following morning dont even bother unajisort asubuhi kisha unaenda waks.
Then wait uone.
I have always said cold war is the only to deal with these creatures.
 

WuTang

Village Chief
#16
Ngoja kwanza,Mbona hizi ni sura mbili tofauti.TINT nayo.
Second,I have never bothered with my mama when she behaves like this.Wanawake na mood swings utaweza kweli.
Ungefika uingie njikoni sembe itambe,ukule share yako umbakishie,kisha shower fresh then ulale.
The following morning dont even bother unajisort asubuhi kisha unaenda waks.
Then wait uone.
I have always said cold war is the only to deal with these creatures.
In the past, wazee used to not touch any food their wives cook for kitu a week or two but they provide everything for their families. Hapo, a wife starts having unanswered questions mpaka anaomba msamaha. I don' t know if that tactic still works with the socalled 'independent wives'
 
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madova

Village Elder
#17
In the past, wazee used to touch any food their wives cook for kitu a week or two but they provide everything for their families. Hapo, a wife starts having unanswered questions mpaka anaomba msamaha. I don' t know if that tactic still works with the socalled 'independent wives'
Trust me it works perfectly.
A woman is still a woman deep inside hizo zingine ni kaa make up.
 

Ice_Cube

Village Chief
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Hii imenikumbusha a live-in girlfriend, alikua every weekend akienda kufua na mimi niko kwa comp anaanza moodswings na kelele na sio ati nime mwambia aende afue, I used to tell her nipe nguo zangu kama hizo ndio zinafanya unipe hii shida yote. I take my clothes, she washes hers, I wash mine afterwards na simkasirikii I just come back na naendelea na job zangu, supper ikifika shida pia anaona kupika ni shida mob, I say ok, I go out and eat at some joint hata namfungia, I even lost interest in her sexually but I used to hide this fact by trying to touch her in bed akianza sijui nini ati ana usingizi nasema ni sawa, pia mimi nalala without further prodding (this used to bore her to death), ikafika point akaanza ku question what is going on mbona huwa simkasirikiii nikamweleza yeye ni mtu mzima she should know what and when to do certain things no need kumkelelesha. I did that for a month and one day I just told her to organize her stuff and move out and go get her own place. She acted shocked but deep down alijua niko serious. Its not like one is a chauvinist, I used to jitolea to cook sometimes ,but one whole month umekaa tu nyumba inachafuka, kufua nguo anaona anakufanyia favor, kupika pia ni favor, sheets za bed am the one that used to get concerned they are not clean. We were better off apart
 

WuTang

Village Chief
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Hii imenikumbusha a live-in girlfriend, alikua every weekend akienda kufua na mimi niko kwa comp anaanza moodswings na kelele na sio ati nime mwambia aende afue, I used to tell her nipe nguo zangu kama hizo ndio zinafanya unipe hii shida yote. I take my clothes, she washes hers, I wash mine afterwards na simkasirikii I just come back na naendelea na job zangu, supper ikifika shida pia anaona kupika ni shida mob, I say ok, I go out and eat at some joint hata namfungia, I even lost interest in her sexually but I used to hide this fact by trying to touch her in bed akianza sijui nini ati ana usingizi nasema ni sawa, pia mimi nalala without further prodding (this used to bore her to death), ikafika point akaanza ku question what is going on mbona huwa simkasirikiii nikamweleza yeye ni mtu mzima she should know what and when to do certain things no need kumkelelesha. I did that for a month and one day I just told her to organize her stuff and move out and go get her own place. She acted shocked but deep down alijua niko serious. Its not like one is a chauvinist, I used to jitolea to cook sometimes ,but one whole month umekaa tu nyumba inachafuka, kufua nguo anaona anakufanyia favor, kupika pia ni favor, sheets za bed am the one that used to get concerned they are not clean. We were better off apart
Nothing sucks like a dirty/disorganized lazy woman.
 
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