Bar brawl urgently needed-leteni suggestions

#1
Ok so this is weird AF.hell it is even weird to type this but i badly need to be involved in a bar fight.You see in a few weeks time i will be turning a new decade(in age) and am just realising that for the last five years,sijapigana na mtu;you know,the kind that mnatoana madent,mnaangushana,mnakulana mangumi,mateke(am avoiding the word mabuti),mnapigana maheadbut na wanaume wengine.so far ile kitu violent nimekaribia kufanya ni kuonyesha dere wa forward travellers kidole cha kati/ndole alipojaribu kureverse kwa entrance ya petrol station nikivuka barabara.alishuka but kabla tudance raia wakanijoin so nilikuwa disaapointed.

I guess at some point a man needs that assuarance that bado uko na androgens za kutosha(beta males cunt relate).so in my case nataka vita ya bar.So naomba mnipe suggestions za mahali mtu anaeza chokozana zua for like 5 good minutes tutandikane kabla bouncers wakam.places ziko na crowd inainclude watu wachokozi pia.Also suggestions zingine zikam si lazma iwe bar pekee
 
#5
suggestion, nikutume hall flani uombe sparing, UKO KILO NGAPI KWANZA??????, have you ever played any sport, to what level, dont pick bar brawls utaonwa chupa ya jicho, you will loose your eye or get a permanent dent, my suggestion is try doing exersise to cool your steam, looks like you dont keep fit so you feel lots of energy in you, omwami cheza chini, hiyo vako ni ya adole bana. talking from experience
 
#8
suggestion, nikutume hall flani uombe sparing, UKO KILO NGAPI KWANZA??????, have you ever played any sport, to what level, dont pick bar brawls utaonwa chupa ya jicho, you will loose your eye or get a permanent dent, my suggestion is try doing exersise to cool your steam, looks like you dont keep fit so you feel lots of energy in you, omwami cheza chini, hiyo vako ni ya adole bana. talking from experience
ukweli hiyo steam iko juu lately nafeel tu kuchapa mtu au kuprove uume in any way.iyo ya exercise itabidi nimetafta @Tarantinoh anihookup na ule mse wake wa gym homemade za juakali
 
#9
Huyu atauliwa hizi streets zetu. Aende atafute hizo vita Westie ama Ngong road.

Huku East vita ndio kikombe ya chai asubuhi. Hii nyangau ni babi kama amekaa miaka tano bila kushikana mashati
zi mi si babi..grew up pale buruh so eastlando ni culture.but i have always believed in keeping cool,but now i need this one experience ndio nijipime vile naeza act just incase nikijipata in a sich
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#10
ukweli hiyo steam iko juu lately nafeel tu kuchapa mtu au kuprove uume in any way.iyo ya exercise itabidi nimetafta @Tarantinoh anihookup na ule mse wake wa gym homemade za juakali
KUCHAPA????? Why you ruling out KUCHAPWA ..pwa pwa pwa to a pulp? Mi naona nka kifo inakuita na sijui kwa nini.... Ebu make a keen observation of your behavior lately...unexplained happiness, Quoting bible verses in everything, trying to reach the many you havent talked to in years....SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS ZA ANAYETUACHA. And your best way to leave us is bar brawl?? Nah, pick something else...we'll support you
 
#12
KUCHAPA????? Why you ruling out KUCHAPWA ..pwa pwa pwa to a pulp? Mi naona nka kifo inakuita na sijui kwa nini.... Ebu make a keen observation of your behavior lately...unexplained happiness, Quoting bible verses in everything, trying to reach the many you havent talked to in years....SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS ZA ANAYETUACHA. And your best way to leave us is bar brawl?? Nah, pick something else...we'll support you
ok basi si kuchapa mtu..ni kuchapana na mtu.and i aint going nowhere...ni stage tu kama vile puberty hukam
 

DI TICHA

Village Elder
#15
ok basi si kuchapa mtu..ni kuchapana na mtu.and i aint going nowhere...ni stage tu kama vile puberty hukam
All the best in this but atleast try and be mindful of other revellers mwenye anaeza angukiwa na flying bottles bila kujua or coz ako soo drunk to duck....TRY THIS....ingia tao kitu 11-ish pm, piga roundi za uko backstreet where chokosh and all sort of funny guys like hunging out and just insult or act rude to someone....That will be a good street fight. Ukimaliza call us dead or alive tufanye kazi ya Ambulensi....
 

Starscream

Village Chief
#16
All the best in this but atleast try and be mindful of other revellers mwenye anaeza angukiwa na flying bottles bila kujua or coz ako soo drunk to duck....TRY THIS....ingia tao kitu 11-ish pm, piga roundi za uko backstreet where chokosh and all sort of funny guys like hunging out and just insult or act rude to someone....That will be a good street fight. Ukimaliza call us dead or alive tufanye kazi ya Ambulensi....
Hao watamua wanakuanga na visu
 
#18
All the best in this but atleast try and be mindful of other revellers mwenye anaeza angukiwa na flying bottles bila kujua or coz ako soo drunk to duck....TRY THIS....ingia tao kitu 11-ish pm, piga roundi za uko backstreet where chokosh and all sort of funny guys like hunging out and just insult or act rude to someone....That will be a good street fight. Ukimaliza call us dead or alive tufanye kazi ya Ambulensi....
:D:D:D..ok am not dumb..am just curious.plus mi nataka mahali haitapita 5 minutes kabla bouncer akuje tutupwe njee
 

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