With the advent of internet and information outta here bitches are going an extra mile to ensure we Alpha Males do what they want us to do in the bedroom. Hiyo maneno mimi apana.
Today I called some bitch who was to give me jump off sex which was to happen 31st Dec last year - 1st Jan this year. When y’all screaming to welcome the new year I would be deep dicking some sweet pussy it would have made me the first talker to have sex in 2019. Anyway I called the bitch today and she said she was game tomorrow. Kama kawa nikavutia raiya nikawashow kichinjio kesho iko out of bounds.
The problem is that this bitch suggested we try new stuff in this new year. This new staff she was talking about was BDSM (Bondage Discipline Submission Dominance). This BDSM was shit that was being talked about in Fifty Shades of Grey movie. I have never watched that movie and so I asked what it was all about. She told to watch a series called ‘Submission’ to get the real picture. Watched the 6 episode series but I am not into that BDSM shit. For me ni foreplay followed by some good sexing threshold lazima.
Kesho ni Monday boss
Utapigwa equator na mkubwa akiona huko serious
Me leo ni kunyolewa, kuiron, kupeleka gari carwash, uswefi tu
Na kupanga schedule ya weeki
+have to go to upperhill, nairobi water pangani offices, county govt, Huduma centre, phone repair.
Schedule hiyo kitu friday ukiwa umetulia upite na vitu vizuri
Tried that shit once and was so weirded out, I untied her hands nikam show honey let’s just kiss and ferk. I learnt I was too much of a romantico hii maneno ya kufunga mtu kamba haileti shangwe :D:D