Before Waithelelo became the one

It so happened a couple of years back. I was on my way to Abdul land after a two months vacation. I boarded the afternoon flight and happened to get a window seat. Before long this beautiful las joined on the isle seat. She had that innocent look on her face which smelt naivety.

Everyone was now seated and we were ready for take off. Not one to let an Abraham moment pass nkarusha ndoano. Kawaida lazima uwongo itembee and that day I was some big boss literally working in a big company. Her on the other hand, was coming for some security jobs in some company she did not know. She fell for my lugha. By the end of the flight I had her facebook and whatsapp details.

We parted and I forgot all about her only kupigwa na butwa a few days later. My miss flight mate was a new joiner in the same security company that I was working for as a guard. Too bad we had to meet in such an akward location na ndo lugha ilifaa kuivaa for a mucakwe moment that same weekend. Ilibidii tu ninyenyekee if only to have a chance ya kuguzisha hata kama ni kwa nywele tu.

Having made a stable foundation on the flight, what more could she ever want. The matchday ilifika na whatever was done to me na huyu maragoli is too ‘graphic’ to narrate here. It’s a story for another day. Jua tu alikuwa na kiu noma kushinda ya my deer, waithelelo.

What do they usually say? Oh yeah,I remember… Osha ngamia za Abdul pole pole… And jerk them off

Niaje kush

huyu ni imposter tu

kush momo niaje…

Welcome back…
Umepotelea wapi?

Nani ameelewa hii hekaya?

Mwizi wa hekaya za muosha ngamia za Abdul…

I was expecting summary from you.

Ata mimi sijaelewa

welcime back @Kushyule mnono

Kush Yule Bonoko

Did Mrs Kisulu teach you this ?

Kikikikkkk

wewe ni fake. hekaya yako haina flow ya Kush. Then he wouldn’t make the mistake of calling uncle Theo uncle Thio. chieth.

Hehe … chyeth

Poa sana wadau

Afande @pamba na philosopher wazimu najua kisungu ni ngumu but isorait. Next time I will use kiluya for better understanding.

Niaje kijana na mrs. Miriti na mrs. Oyatsi

Poe sana !
"Why did you jump under the fence? " Mr Olet need to know that !