Lakini some of you will never see heaven, even in
a dream. Like yesterday nimekuwa na ka-date
hapa town tunakula kuku thanks to my renewed
relationship with mshwari. Then a guy comes like
“aaah ole weru,huyu ni wewe?.vipi bana kwani
leo hukunywi thufu of knees kwa wajothefu?.he
said jokingly as he sat beside me…alafu mbona
umekaa ivo bila kutupea story of giant bana?” I
was just smiling trying to shift eyes from him to
my persons, at the same time trying to close one
eye for him so that he can step on that story,
but damage was already done. When he left, the
persons was looking at me suspiciously, the
same way Adam used to look at any food coming
from Eve after the fruit saga. She asked what
language is that we were talking, who is ole
weru, what is thufu of knees, who is wajothefu
and what the hell are story of giants. I tried to
go around it, but after we parted, she went and
did her own investigations and discovered that
ole weru is a certified and decorated hasora in
these streets of Nyairofi, a retired Fisist who
now does Fisical consulting, and a renowned
Wakihara special vodka drinker, who were it not
for Mututho and his rules, would have by now
gone to India to look for another liver.
So now since morning, i have been given blue
ticks thrice, and all my smses have been replied
with either K or mmmh. Her whatsap status has
since changed to “careful on the choices you
make girls”… I thought i would land in canaan,
but clearly am landing in Syria. But whattundu? I
think i should go back to active Fisism where the
road to canaan was shorter. The only problem is
that i dont know if i can cope with competition
from the emerging crop of younger fisists, whose
kababas reload like a machine gun. At my age,
my gun can only reload like a World War 1 rifle-
shoots once and spends the next 4 hours
reloading. Any efforts to reload it faster only
leads to jamming and overheating. But haisuru,
again whattundu?
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ha ha ha. … You are funny!
You have described one of our Villager Elder in so many words, THANK YOU!!!
hahaha fity@Spax
Acha nifanye ivo
my gun can only reload like a World War 1 rifle-shoots once and spends the next 4 hours
reloading…guka amemulikwa hapa
ukizoea konyagi rifle huwa inaenda inakataa kazi
You stole this from Ole Weru…
------------------------> keti huko
Fixed!
You are sharp I must say[SIZE=1]where it matters most*[/SIZE]
utablow cover brathee…io ni fb
hahaha…Respect
hiyo Fisical Consulting imenimaliza
MTU anipee link ya huyu ole were bana
I know another mzee who also has only one bullet…na uwache kunianika hapa ama nitoboe kuwa ‘nunuu’ yako, though niiiiiiiice in all other ways, siyo tight saaaaaaaaaaaana! OOOOOOOOPS, ama nimetoboa already?
Ng’ano cia marimu.
Nice Piece, Enjoyed it to the last word
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