best and worst pick up lines

juu team mafisi wamejaa uku ni line gani ushaitumia ukalengwa vibaya au ikawork smart

my worst…sasa msupa…kuna mtu amekwambia vile uko sexy leo? i got a blank face with a smirk

my best…i found a simple hi iko sawa

I don’t use pick up lines. I just say hi and proceed to a complement nice dress, hairstyle etc

I gave em money shot lines…

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sasa mtu wa kupigishana nduru kama wewe, mistari ya nini?

conda amesema fare ni ngapi?

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Kwani wewe ilikuwa unashukia wapi? @kaki86

NIMEPOTEA NJIA , CAYENE COURT NI GANI?

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the “hi” and proceed to compliment ni too obvious unataka KUDFGHJKLM

I do not use pick up lines, I may try to start a convo based on the surrounding or what she is doing, just a comment to set the ball rolling

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Yangu huwa “shoti ni pesa ngapi?”

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I don’t go for them, I just ignore her and if she really wants it, let her come after me. Either way it’s her loss.

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leo umevaa panties color gani;):wink:

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face made of lies

you offer soup :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I seen’t it with my own eyes

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oooooooooooh so thats what he’s doing :smiley:

hahaha patikana, but you have avoided my soup offer for so long. I will have to learn a new skill to rope you in :D:D

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I do not have any pick up lines, two instances come to mind, one I sat next to a KU chic Kwa mat, akaniomba coin to scratch a scratchcard, she was bubbly all the way singing along to the music, alipofika she stood to alight and I’m like niwai mbana zako, she hesitates, I give her my phone she types her number…the rest is mteremko . I was with some other chic all the way though she fell asleep on my shoulder.

The other time I notice two nursing students mbele yangu in those sexy uniforms of theirs, nikakumbuka Niko na homa I catch up and I’m like “niaje, Niko na homa mbaya, nikunywe dawa gani?” I fucked one of them, she had a very smelly pussy.

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What are pick up lines? I talk anything.

hehe uyo wa scratchcard wanted more than a coin

That’s one terrible nurse :eek::eek::eek::eek: