Best Joke 2015

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A farmer was troubled by rabbits eating up all his carrots.....He sought advice on extermination of the vermin but was told that poison was out, due to animal rights and environmental laws....However, he could trap them and extract their teeth and his problems would be over...He trapped the whole lot, removed their teeth and planted a new crop...When they were ready for harvest, lahaula... All the carrots where gone...In anger, he caught one of the rabbits and opened its mouth, no teeth!....Frustrated he asked the rabbit, "HOW?" the rabbit said " tulitengenetha juith"

#stolen but still funny
 
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