Best places to get laid in public in Kenya

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They say sex ya uoga ni tamu sana. You know that kafeeling when you are horny and having sex at unpopular place or at a forbidden places. Here is the list:

  1. City Park Ndani. If you are idle and you have some time to spend on Saturday evening and Sunday evening, from 3Pm to 6:30 pm, City park is an ideal place where you only need lubes and CDs.WARNING.No Phones or Money. Though I’ve never heard of any incidence where one phone was stolen, Just don’t go with your phone. Or just hid it somewhere in the bush, and mark the place then pick it when you are done Fucking. Here,gays (men only) do fuck in either a group of 3 or 4 guys. But lastly when I was there I only picked one guy. Depending na your choice.Don’t go Mahali watu hucheza na nugu(You know the place with Many people, Ingia kwa Forest ndani the other side across the River using either the Cemetery entrance from Pangani apo next to Jubilee house. Pitia kwa makaburi towards Mahali Watu hukaa chini.As you go down, don’t cross the bridge, take a left -turn and follow the kasmall road towards the far end.Guys stabs along the dark route, And as you walk you will see one or two guys staring at you. As you approach the second bridge, You will start noticing one or two guys standing like 100 metres from another. Either urinating (fake one) or holding their dicks. And others even wanking or just holding their dicks. Once you see that, Ushafika Kwa party. They will start following you(Don’t panic or be afraid) They are all gays and their either want your Dick or ass. If you are going there for the first time, you will be shown where to go and get fucked at. personally I can say it’s a safe place, Coz there are many hidden places within the forest where you can decide to hid and get a dick or an ass.

(2)Athi River at Kitengela Bridge
You know that bridge before Portland cement after Shalom hospital Athi river? That’s another gay joint.So,You only need to take a mat from town to Kitengela (70,80,100 Bob) depending with time. Just go there from 6Pm.Shukia Kwa petrol station after the bridge.Am Nit sure whether it’s Total ama Shell. But one of the two. Cross the other side of the road. Go down the river, don’t go and sit where guys are bathing. (They are straights)though I was fucked by one last year and he was straight…Sit a bit far from them, or you can watch but be careful.Now,Real gays will start arriving at 5 or 6pm.You will notice them. Don’t talk to them. Just Mark their walking route and follow behind slowly. Once it’s dark from 7pm,You will see guys Fucking at the far end from the bridge… Don’t panic join them and get a 3some or something. Here people stays together until 9Pm .Reason of staying in group and Fucking your partners where others are watching is simple. For security reasons. Here you can go with your phones. The place is safe than city park.

3)Star Cyber
we all know star cyber. If you don’t, get this,Am Not going to give you directions, for some security reasons.
once there, Go upstairs, Sit at your counter, watch porn. the guy sitting next to you(Kwa booth or something) will start looking at you and removing his cock caressing it and finally start wanking. You can help him if he wishes, And nowadaysyou can get fucked there. You simply have to sit on his dick and it’s over. NB, I don’t want to talk more about Star cyber, for some reasons. Just go there and you will get a dick or an ass.

4)Club LA
here you only need to go to the washrooms, and wait for your catch… just pretend you are using the urinal or toilets.Your top will come and you will get a dick if you are a bottom and vice versa for tops.WARNING…be careful of bouncer. But if you have money to give out to them (Bribe them) You will be safe.just give him 300 and tell him kuna Mpango Niko nayo kwa washrooms. Two, If the club is crowded, like on a Friday night, You can get a dick at the balcony or kwa dance floor.Just pretend you are dancing bend over style, Ingiza Mboro ndani and continue dancing. (I did that last Friday) alivaa CD as he was sitting, Tukasmama akaingiza ndani but we were pretending to be dancing.

5)Hoymass …No explanation. But I know what am saying.

6)Club Mondano Kilimani… It’s a small club but for the rich kids and such old men.not all are gay’s here. Just go and sit down and you will get what you want. Beer is 380 per bottle. Water is it 220.Most you will take you to their homes or wakufuckie kwa gari ya upewe fare nono… I heard there club was closed for renovations but I will confirm.

6)Ndarugo quarry. You know the quarry after witeithie? Just go there and you will get a dick

7)Muthaiga apo kwa mto between NYS and muthaiga stage. Down the river from 5pm.Be careful usikatie Straight from mathare who are there bathing or washing clothes. sit down relax and your guy will come. No phones.

8)Korogosho Slums. Go to Kisumu ndogo at koch slums,Ask Video za Porno Ziko wapi, Pay 10 Bob and you will find gays Wanking inside
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so so gay in all ways… f****k you. chieth gweno

You are sick to the skull.

Afadhali wale wa kuulizia directions za lanye.

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I’m not the author of the post. I only copy pasted. Don’t kill the messenger.

:D:D na vile nimekimbia huku. Kumbe ni mambo ya shit shafters.

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A homoerectass sat down to do all this shitty write up. Dunia isimame nishuke.

I think the author of the post did a good and detailed job. He should be commended for shining a light on a sub-culture few know anything about.

Jeeeez am dead

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Haha. Good one.

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@Kimakia how did I know i would find you here?

Because we are partners in crime.I.am afraid now that you have gotten this information,you are going to.leave me.Trust me,you’ll never get my equal out there

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But how did the messenger get the message?

I have reason to think the messenger has issues .it started off as normal getting laid. In any case, how do two men dance in doggy position in a club?