Best quotes

hatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

:eek: whatever ama hatever…:mad:

hehehee englich came with a…
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Do not chase happiness, let happiness chase you!

koskei unasumbua

A [SIZE=1]STICK[/SIZE] in time saves nine (months)…

beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder

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pewa likes sasa

A Boxers best friends are her legs! But even the best of friends do part after a guarana or two!

You can run but you can’t hide B!tch… anyway I think I just needed the B word.

Utamu Wa lorry ni kupanda nyuma

Never call anyone a baboon unless you’re sure of your facts

No matter how tall a woman is,she cannot urinate on the wall

~Kikuyu proverb.

Having said that naona the KCr menace is back again.

‘Mwanaume ni kukopa na kulipa madeni’ Mahinda, Elec Teacher

My all time fav quote:
Every man has a WILD BEAST inside him…and you have to be a BEAST thats the only way they gonna respect you.

Maandamano sio maandamano bila Baba’s strippers

naona fan wa rick and morty tuko wengi

scary Terry uses the word Bitch so many times

Rick sanchez from dimension C137

No matter how careless a man is, he cannot sit on his testicles. ~Luhya Proverb.

welcome back…karibu nyuma

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