Am new here but lemme tell u an episode dat happened kedo 2wks ago…Why am i even speaking ingo…my mtaa is ongwaro…kawangware hivi–am a jobless yut man…mimi ufanya carwash like this lakini haileti bidii.anyway let me switch to my ordinary lingua ya ongwach…So kuna mbochess fulani anadunga wax Riverside kwa mtaa ya mhindi hivi… lakini mtaa ni Ongwaro…neiba wa me!! anapoa na mapero lakini ni watu mashida kama sisi…mbuyu ni watchie na masake ni mtu wakutembeza mguu Muthangari kuosheas wa2 nguo…nili mwingiza huyu mbochs box juzi …ma uhuru park hii…ma ice cream kisai…njugukarnga na aka ingia BOx
twende kitandani…tumekalia juu ya bed upright tunabonga tuu… nikamshow nataka tomba…aka blush…nika start kuguza matiti na bado ako na Tsho…ati javino wacha tabia mbaya,nikavua hio Tsho yake haraka upesi na kuanza kunyonya matinye… bado ako zile za Javino javino wacha ufala—kabla amalize hio senstence Orwaro ilikuwa chini…Sema kulamba dame wa wenyewe senye hadi anabaki…nililamba hio ikus kama mkate imewekwa jam manze…kwanza ya mermalade…
After kulamba na mboch ako moto…nikaingia…waaaaaaaaa wasee noma kuruka…mboch alikuwa ana grease joste yangu vifyam…manze nilimwaga ndani yote
When you say “best sex was with a Mboch” we assume ni mboch wenu. That is just your girlfriend, at your level you can not date anything better than a mboch.
Sometimes I think that Jerry is just an elaborate social experiment to see what’s what. I always suspected that he worked hand in hand with Wanderi to rile people up and pique their interests in the most inane of topics and dryest of days.