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So recently, like 2 weeks ago my wife had to attend some wedding huko Coast. While she was there the previous Thursday I had some deals out of town and that night i drunk myself and nikalala mapema and she called i did not pick. Nilipoamka at around 2am I texted her after kusoma a dozen of texts that i had another girl nilikua nafira thats why sikushika simu yake
Anyway juzi sasa she met some certain supersticious mama na akamwambia ati the kid “amechirwa” (sex outside marriage yenye sijui inafanyia nini mtoto yet little mischief is healthy and okay) so sasa she was like ati sijui twende kwa mganga-aii uganga na mimi issa big NO-and all that is because of me
So sasa jana she was to travel hakutravel after kuniambia she has to pick something from her elder siz na nikam excuse. Leo she called me in the morning ati Her siz wants to meet me ati tuongee sijui kuhusu ati vile am cheating on her siz ati nafaa kuenda coast tukaongee io maneno bila hivo ati harudi nairobi tena. Mim nilimwambia if she wont travel leo then she should call only when it concerns little mischief any other thing akuje tuongeee nairobi coz sijaoa dadake and i wont sit and talk to anyone.
so wakubwa saidieni hapa what should i do in such a situation?

watu wa rusungu mkae kando:saitan::saitan:

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pole.

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Hizi ndoa mbona zimekuwa complex hivi…pole mischief

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Vile @gashwin amesema.

Did you know she was a voodoo believer before you got hitched?

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If I was you divorce pap. I cannot marry a person who belives in imaginary powers.

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once mtu amesema mganga, enda chukua mtoto wako na ufukuze huyo mchawi mbali sana.
do not live lil’ mischief in the grasp of witchcraft.

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Kubali yaishe

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saidia hapa nani huza??

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Ulimwambia tu poa

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@Purple ni witch but tunacoexist tu poa

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well she is a church goer…saii ata am suprised nini imehappen.

That’s what i wanna do lakin naona nitatesa mtoto bila mamake.

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wewe endelea na kula nyaks za nyani cause everything gonna be alright

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vs witchcraft? i’m sure there are other options. take him to his grandma (your mum).
woi mama 1777 aseme tu mganga na nini she will have a very long life (figuratively)

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my worry is that if she is into those kinds of beliefs she will even waste family resources getting concoctions to tame you; especially now that she believes you are straying.

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damned if he does, damned if he doesn’t.

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wajinga wanaopeleka watoto kwa wazazi wal

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All the women I have met who believe in witchcraft are very saved. The type that sits near the pastor in church saved.

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Wewe endelea kumuachia mtoto, you will deal with a much bigger problem in future. Samaki hukunjwa akiwa angali mbichi!

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Mtoto atapelekwa kwa mganga akatwe na wembe hatujui if ni sterilised.

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Vile Iguana4 amesema.