Majamaa,Nilikuwa naskianga eti ogopa bibi ya wenyewe.nikapuuza nikijichocha eti bibi ya wenyewe bado ni dem tu kama hao wengine.
Back in the days,nikiwa morio morio,Ben-10.Sikuwa hata na kazi lakini time nilikuwa nayo kaa yote.Nilikuwa naishi majengo pale Eastlando yetu.Mboys kwa wale hamjui hio base ni pole tu,juu nakuhurumia,u missed alot of vibrant pussys there.Nakwambia ile pussy iko uko…hahahhahaahaa.mara si ya mwende mtoto mchelemchele wa ukambani,mara shiro,mara akinyi,nyawera mtoto wa maua meru.Na hayo ni kidogo.Mimi nami na maskini yangu singeweza kuenda kwa mwende aniuzie coomer juu hela nayo ilikuwa mbali na mimi.yaani sufferer.So nikaamua kunyemelea mama Ian,bibi ya Merefu ambaye alikuwa fundi wa mjengo by then.Mama Ian alikuwa jirani wangu.she was a full-time house wife,so we used to exchange zile fake news za mtaa at our own time.I had to do something juu nyege ya miezi mbili si mchezo ata kidogo,unaeza dandia kondoo ama kuku,ama ata mjunior yeyote.Mama Ian naye ni kama alikuwa asha-sense Mdickiste yangu inataka kumsalimia paka yake (pussy).Sasa kuna day alikam ndani ya nyumba,akinichocha anapenda kwangu sanaa…Wueeeh si niliona malaika kwangu io siku,Mie nami ni nani ndo nisimkaribishe malaika wangu.ata kama ingekuwa wewe.Ilikuwa Saa nne asubuhi Monday,and i think alikuwa assured that bwanake amefaulu mahali alikuwa ameenda mjengo.Hio ploti ilikuwa yetu wawili hio day.Lakini sjui ni nini,mjulubeng wangu haijawahi skizana na akili yangu.Mama Ian akiendelea na fake story,Mjulubeng inaniambia,mansee hii ni opportunity aki usiachilie iende bure.Si nilijipata nimemwambia,mama Ian aki nakupenda,nmekuwa nikinyamazia for long…hehehehe…waaaaah.Akanijibu mara hio;nimengoja for long uniambie kitu kaa hio.Meeen,si si mjulubeng yangu alicheka yake yote.hahahahaaaa.
Nikifupisha Hii story,Tulikulana drae fry hadi nikaskia nmelewa coomer.Kumbe hii Jinga ilikuwa inatoka ukambani pale Kitui.Alinipea yake yote as if Hio coomer inaenda ku-expire at that moment,Hadi tukasahau kufunga mlango.After 5 solid strokes of mdickiste,tukaamua kujiekelea kwa bed ndo turudi finale.
Elders,Tuliamshwa na call ya bwanake.Kumbe Merefu asharudi kutoka mjengo.Mahali merefu alikuwa amesimama akimpigia bibi yake ilikuwakwa mlango yangu and aliskia ringtone ya bibi yake kwangu.What followed was a thunderous knock at my door.Yaani shetani aliamua kujionyesha na kuniaibisha hadharani.Merefu aliitana hadi wale mafundi wenzake wakuje.I dont remember well how he managed to get into the house but Nilipigwa kichapo ingine nikikumbuka sahii,inanitia morali nikae karibu na Mungu wangu.Kama si mzee wa nyumba kumi kuniokoa,I could have been dead at my early 20’s.Thank you lord.Elders Bibi ya mtu ni Uji moto,ogopa yye,ukiona amekukujia,just turn around weka turbo and dissapear.
Sa hii mimi ni pastor nikihubiria watu waache kukula bibi za watu,na waokoke.Nisalimie tukikutana apo tao nikihubiri.
:D:D:D:D but wakilii @dingoo_wa_ingoo , nikitomba bibi ya mtu kwanguuu AMA kwa lojo akuje anipige, si hio nampeleka kortini na assault coz sijakosaa .
Assault with intention to inflict serious body harm
Wapi mbisha ya hata scar? Ama hii ni…
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Papa khulichy oriena?
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Kwani Mama Ian wote hupeana nje ya ndoa. Kuna mmoja nili… Acha niachie hapo baba Ian asikuwe huku.
Huwezi nipigia kwangu.
Ngoja hii hekaya izae kwanza. Ndo tutajua ukweli was mambo…
Back in 2012,Nilidry fry na kumwaga ndani ya bibi ya daktari alikuwa ameenda China for further studies.Nilimkula Mama Abigael twice at Hennesis hapa Ngara…she was 7 years older than me.Till date I have faced no consequences for my actions so hii fear ya kudinya bibi za watu tuwache
It was you?
Chung sana ama ukatwe mikono na miguu.
If you’re once a Doctor in Kikuyu Town and you left for China for further studies in 2012…pole sana nilicreampie bibi yako mbaya sana
Lakini hii kijiji mnaeza pandisha sukari ya mtu bana. Sasa akikuwa hapa cha ukweli? lol
I see your acting career and script writing has picked off
Hehehehe karma is a dog and has no deadline boss…usijipige kifua sana, bado ni mapema
:D:D:D:D:D wako atapigwa creampie na wanaume wawili… endelea kucheka
Mujamaa inaonekana wewe ni a one minute man … threshold ya kijiji ni 7 shots na wewe unaongea mambo ya 5 strokes. Khasia wewe, no wonder ulinyoroshwa
:D:D