Bible theory

#1
Soo today i sat up on my desk and something hit me the bible are stories of ufoz upductions before u kill me or say nigger u going to hell think about it the burning bush mary misterious pregnancy plagues all this are ET stuff
So this ET come on earth and toke a few sherpards and gave the power and told them dont worship any other God except him/her (we may not knw his gender) and he give moses a stick that turns water into blood mee
Mind blowing right our saviour is actual a hybrid of ET and mary shit this thing get more existing as i think off it
Thats my take whats urs
 

Chloe

Village Elder
#6
You forgot when the earth was drowned by Noah, where did the black people come from then? If Lucifer was the most decorated angel and second in command, how come then he's always portrayed in black? Why did God harden Pharaoh's heart when he could have softened it in the very first day? Why are the chosen ones already known; as 144 from each of the 12 tribes? Why curse witches in church sermons when we can pray for them to change? Bla bla bla bla....
 

Alchemist

Village Sponsor
#7
You forgot when the earth was drowned by Noah, where did the black people come from then? If Lucifer was the most decorated angel and second in command, how come then he's always portrayed in black? Why did God harden Pharaoh's heart when he could have softened it in the very first day? Why are the chosen ones already known; as 144 from each of the 12 tribes? Why curse witches in church sermons when we can pray for them to change? Bla bla bla bla....
I finally found the one! @Chloe aki nakuoa!
 
#13
Soo today i sat up on my desk and something hit me the bible are stories of ufoz upductions before u kill me or say nigger u going to hell think about it the burning bush mary misterious pregnancy plagues all this are ET stuff
So this ET come on earth and toke a few sherpards and gave the power and told them dont worship any other God except him/her (we may not knw his gender) and he give moses a stick that turns water into blood mee
Mind blowing right our saviour is actual a hybrid of ET and mary shit this thing get more existing as i think off it
Thats my take whats urs
I agree with you. Yes, the bible is just a collection hekayas by different authors
 
#14
God hardened Pharaoh's heart in order for his mighty miracles to be seen. But then again we blame Pharaoh for holding the Israelites? Damn this thing is always so confusing.

I wonder why HE is also hardening our very own phaRAO here? What's the game plan Mighty God?
Evidence ni MP4 format? Ama CCTV footage
 

Adeudeu

Village Elder
#16
Like that part where Jehovah/Yahweh tells Israelites to kill all males of a certain town, kill all non virgin women and take the virgins for wives?
Yes!

I find it funny when you don't believe those events, yet (i think) you believe that Africans, Jews, and other minorities were colonised for years - with the same treatment (killing, raping, grabbing land etc.)

I wish we would be alive 2,000 years from today to see what history (or possibly an updated Bible) would say about world wars and colonialism of this and the past centuries.
 

Mjuaji

Village Sponsor
#18
You forgot when the earth was drowned by Noah, where did the black people come from then? If Lucifer was the most decorated angel and second in command, how come then he's always portrayed in black? Why did God harden Pharaoh's heart when he could have softened it in the very first day? Why are the chosen ones already known; as 144 from each of the 12 tribes? Why curse witches in church sermons when we can pray for them to change? Bla bla bla bla....
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