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Birrionea's Concience Part 2

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Village Elder
#1
So today after putting it to much thought and downing several six packs of FAXE yesterday,i have decided to finally choose one chiq and throw in the bachelor's towel.One thing though,i need to do an analysis first of the options at hand

1.AJA: Very beautiful,foreigner,tends to freak out at the smallest of things.Loud(i hate this one),nagging,i don't trust her(with anything to do with money).Can't tell what kind of mum she will turn out to be let alone a wife

2.ESIA: Beautiful,responsible(and impeccable at accounting for every coin),faithful,trusting and am sure she will make a great mother some day.Ule wa thread ya jana

3.HABIBA: Basically every one of my friends wants to screw her..oooh and also lesbians want her when we happen to go out clubbing.Extremely beautiful,educated,perfect body,very sweet(in the sack).Huyu atasumbua ku-domesticate

4.NIGESA: FREAK,FREAK,FREAK...I have never figured this one out.All she wants is S3X,i even suspect its all she thinks about.Huyu mkamba hapana,she might break my d!ck one day if i marry her or cause me a heart attack.Am suspecting she is screwing some other dude even as i write this thread.But on the other side she is very presentable,very innocent looking when we go out and she talks very little and laughs very softly.My pals 'love her'

5.TERY: I dunno this one,yeye hutoklezea ma-time zake.She a working class in some shady sounding company,i have actually been there once and there was tight security around the place as she went in.Huyu labda ni wa CIA.But i like her confidence and mysterious aura,pia game yake sio mbaya alkini anapewa majiii...
 

Koolibah

Village Sponsor
#12
Aja: kama ananag in a relationship what about in marriage? She wikl be coming to your workplace to confirm uko job. Stayaway huyu hautawai tajirika coz she wants your time y=m*+c
Esia: bean counter kwa nyumba? Makosaa! You will neve grab a can of Faxe kama hajasema. She will own you wallet and account. She must know how much you earn and budget to the last drop. Buying your mum a nice couch will be a waste of money but building her mum a mansion will be the best investment.
Habiba: ati every one of her friends wants to screw her? Scratch that, every one of your IS screwing her. Lesbians dont drool over a non-lesbian she is a lesbian; not a bad thing if she is down for a threesome, cf deliciois knockknees thread about the naija. If you can live with that then go ahead but just know you will have a trophy wife, a bimbo who is so daft that daft suffers inferiority complex in her presence. Set her up well, that account should never know a dryspell, impregnate her and hire good nannies for the kids (yap, its not misogyny but with this one you do everything in the house and to her including telling the mboch what to cook and taking her to the market, missus cant miss Kum Kum Bhagya, Praghia witû)
Nigesa: maybe just maybe delivering a baby will tone down her sex. You can only know by making her pregnant before marriage. Pregnancy might turn her off to sex, a good sign. If not utapata watoi ushangae you name hadi your unborn brothers and sisters.
Terry: she could be NIS or Gaza squad, take your pick. She appears when she wants to, sex utapimiwa kama dawa ya pneumonia. She is definitely a control freak who is in charge even of her social life, sex and everything in between. Could you be a marked man and she is setring you up?
 
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Philip J. Fry

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#15
Aja: kama ananag in a relationship what about in marriage? She wikl be coming to your workplace to confirm uko job. Stayaway huyu hautawai tajirika coz she wants your time y=m*+c
Esia: bean counter kwa nyumba? Makosaa! You will neve grab a can of Faxe kama hajasema. She will own you wallet and account. She must know how much you earn and budget to the last drop. Buying your mum a nice couch will be a waste of money but building her mum a mansion will be the best investment.
Habiba: ati every one of her friends wants to screw her? Scratch that, every one of your IS screwing her. Lesbians dont drool over a non-lesbian she is a lesbian; not a bad thing if she is down for a threesome, cf deliciois knockknees thread about the naija. If you can live with that then go ahead but just know you will have a trophy wife, a bimbo who is so daft that daft suffers inferiority complex in her presence. Set her up well, that account should never know a dryspell, impregnate her and hire good nannies for the kids (yap, its not misogyny but with this one you do everything in the house and to her including telling the mboch what to cook and taking her to the market, missus cant miss Kum Kum Bhagya, Praghia witû)
Nigesa: maybe just maybe delivering a baby will tone down her sex. You can only know by making her pregnant before marriage. Pregnancy might turn her off to sex, a good sign. If not utapata watoi ushangae you name hadi your unborn brothers and sisters.
Terry: she could be NIS or Gaza squad, take your pick. She appears when she wants to, sex utapimiwa kama dawa ya pneumonia. She is definitely a control freak who is in charge even of her social life, sex and everything in between. Could you be a marked man and she is setring you up?
Elder from Ngoliba aka @Koolibah what's Kum Kum Bhagya, Praghia witû
 

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