Black Friday

Hey good people…(and some not so good),

Does this black Friday thing really work in this country?

Trying to look for good offers on our local online stores but I can’t see anything worth the hype.

What is the best offer you’ve seen/or are waiting for kesho?

Let’s share and see.
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Walevi na wazazi tuko radar

Ni umeffi tu. I’m yet to come across any real “deal” on Jumia. They just list the normal price for those items, with a higher price with a huge X on it to fool you into thinking they’ve slashed it, lakini there’s nothing exciting. Those flash sales pia are suspect. A friend of mine went to buy something that he was informed would be sold in a flash sale starting exactly 2 pm. The price was listed at around 20% of the normal. On clicking the “buy this item” button, he was surprised to find that the amount was for some other nonsensical item, but he could still buy the item he wanted for x thousand shillings more.
For example they say a 32 inch TV plus a wall mount will be sold in a flash sale for 1500 shillings. When you rush to buy them, you’re duly informed that the shs 1500 is only for the wall mount, but you can also buy it with the TV for shs 15,000 more.
That is very fucked up.

I’ve only ever used Jumia and Kaimu (back in the day), I have never used Kilimall but kuangalia saa hii…

Hebu check this out…
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In a few years time this black Friday thing will catch on just the same way Christmas is hyped.

Fuckers adds the money is shipping cost

Mimi nimeget FIFA 18 for 3800 ,nikaongeza voucher za 500 nilikuwa nazo ikaja 3300,hiyo ya pampers nangoja juu nina voucher mbili za 250

Basi it works for only a limited number of purchases, ama ni logistics ndio zinawalemea.

Bought a telly on jumia flash sale. Sharp 32" for 12000. I still have it.

Pia mimi leo nimeget Fifa 18 for 3999. Na voucher ya 250. Total 3749

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Wapi?

Did ya’ll simpletons know that Black Friday starts on the Friday after Thanksgiving Thursday?
“Kyuktothecore,”, I hear you asking, “just what the hell is this Thanksgiving Thursday?”
Well, child, it’s a foreign holiday that’s absolutely irrelevant to you. Plus it’s been used for decades now by corporations to mark the official start of the Christmas shopping season, which spills over into the Valentine’s shopping season, which spills over into the Easter shopping season, and so on…which only serves to advance the corporations’ (evil?) plan of turning the entire year into one shopping “season”.
Maybe we should try to come up with our own festivals and shit, instead of always aping crap we don’t even understand. The Chinese did it with Singles Day, which has gone on to become even bigger than Black Friday.
Anywho, now you know.
Now in the spirit of hypocrisy, I’m going to take advantage of this western concept that I barely understand, to scout for some sweet sweet deals.

Rink priss. Hapa chini kwa ads naona hii[ATTACH=full]140838[/ATTACH]meaning umeffi

Jumia

It was a flash sale

Hawa wajinga walitushow tutabai controllers at ksh.850 at Wed 12.00pm. Kureload app napatana nazo at ksh.4499. Felt it was time to uninstall that app.

Mbona hukuchukua drive club ,it was going for 900

Hizo ni pamper pants?

yep ni pants,just ordered size 5

https://www.jumia.co.ke/pants-diapers-size-5-jumbo-pack-count-52-pampers-mpg19378.html

Yani nyinyi watu hamlali labda mmenimalizia