Blessed sunday

Just done with the church service and as per the pastors declaration that no one will go home empty handed, I sure got a girl for me from the service and am planing to take her to my house problem is that she’s born again but I want to sample her goods. I have prayed about it and believe she’s the one for me. Only problem is how to go about telling her I want a test drive. Watu wa KEB picha ni baadaye.

Sasa ngoja blessings za kutwangwa na kupepetwa sawasawa jioni kabla hata uingize kanyau kwa gate.

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virgins everywhere…

@Purr_27 RUUUUNNNN! THAT GUY OF CHURCH WANTS TO DF YOU!

@nairobilay = @ekamsweu = @kamau = @uwesmake

if only! hizo pesa za gambling ningenunua crate ya stoney i invite another hot chic over for a tujuane moment.

haha viboko leo utakula @Twangapepeta na hizi zitakua za holy spirit wachana na zile za carjackers

I am sure there is another version that goes like:
Just done with the church service and as per the pastor’s declaration that no one will go home empty handed, I sure got a boy for me from the service and am planing to accompany him to his house. Problem is that he’s born again but I want him to sample my goods. I have prayed about it and believe he’s the one for me. Only problem is how to go about seducing him to test drive me. Watu wa saloon story ni baadaye.

:D:D:DTwangwa pepetwa hadi mapepo zikutoke.

Morning villagers, kwa wale wanaongea upus endeleeni. I got laid kwanza na mwokovu though ilibidi nijaribu kuongea kukuyu before nipewe kitu.

By evening swali was “are you serious about marrying me?” Enyewe this kukuyu girls ni watamu though hawana game alafu ujuaji kibao

Sasa @Unicorn hivo tu ndio unaweza niombea and was planing to buy you crate ya stoney