Boris Gardiner - Oh My Command Wife: how many men started jamming this first week after marriage?

Dimz Fala

Village Elder
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I suspect if some one were to take a poll here, you would be very hard pressed to find anyone in their mid 30s and above that doesn't know this song..............It indeed is amazing the perpetual currency of some of these epochal classics!


As the adage goes.....men are never worried about the future until they say "I do"; for women, the obverse is equally veridical; as for the beautiful bride, she might cry, and no, not at all out of grief, nor from the impending detachment from the familiarity of home and getting separated from her mum, but rather tears of joy..."I GOT YOU BY THE BALLS!!"...

 
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Dimz Fala

Village Elder
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Anything in that house is her property ,you included be wise otherwise you will fight over toothpast tubes ! Welcome to the pub !
Hahahaha..ukweli...Actually the first tug of war is the toilet seat lol....he will leave it up, and she will put it down...Once I got married, it was with great shock and incredulity I learnt I won't be getting any BJs ever, they were something to be built up to during courtship , pole pole, as she put it...the day after wedding I gave the cue, and the response, "ah kwani what is wrong with you I don't do BJs , and neither do I want to receive reciprocity, and I never will".....that's when it dawned on me.....Im MARRIED!!!...hahaha

Oh and ladies wonder how men "miss the toilet" and can't aim straight.....I told one of them, until you properly appreciate the ramifications surrounding a sigmoid curve(can't remember if that was the spelling)....you would never comprehend. And every man has done this plenty of times, middle of the night, no one wants to hit the lights so your get in and aim south, but the trajectory instead devieates more towards the obtuse left or right make your pic...and neither do you even keep eyes open as your spray the area around the seat.!!!
 

kasaman

Village Elder
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Hahahaha..ukweli...Actually the first tug of war is the toilet seat lol....he will leave it up, and she will put it down...Once I got married, it was with great shock and incredulity I learnt I won't be getting any BJs ever, they were something to be built up to during courtship , pole pole, as she put it...the day after wedding I gave the cue, and the response, "ah kwani what is wrong with you I don't do BJs , and neither do I want to receive reciprocity, and I never will".....that's when it dawned on me.....Im MARRIED!!!...hahaha
God created a woman as a helper ,an organizer, the powers she has can fix any man !
 

Dimz Fala

Village Elder
#6
God created a woman as a helper ,an organizer, the powers she has can fix any man !
I would be willing to hazard that were a tautology, and as such many ladies err incorrigibly. You might observe the hungriest hyenas have got a 250/100 distinction in female psychology; personally I'm blunt, I just call crap , well crap, but ladies have the belief, this "bad boy she got", that she can fix him, and make him forever hers, and if you were to be dead honest with yourself, have you seen any such thing happen in real life?
 

kasaman

Village Elder
#8
I would be willing to hazard that were a tautology, and as such many ladies err incorrigibly. You might observe the hungriest hyenas have got a 250/100 distinction in female psychology; personally I'm blunt, I just call crap , well crap, but ladies have the belief, this "bad boy she got", that she can fix him, and make him forever hers, and if you were to be dead honest with yourself, have you seen any such thing happen in real life?
Oooh yes !and you not an exceptional just pray you turn come and go peacefully, always remember you are Gods image . Turn to him always ,know your limitations
 

Dimz Fala

Village Elder
#9
Any man is hopeless in the hands of a woman ! She can make or destroy him .
I am not sure what script you are reading from, but you might want to do some serious soul searching if you genuinely think that were incontrovertible. I will even make your job sort easier by using myself as an example. You know from when I was a kid, I was on average maybe 2 to 3 years behind everybody where it pertained to ladies. Do you know the reason why? I will let you hazard a guess of what you think might have been my undoing, then I will tell you the truth. Nobody can call me to be bsing on such, coz no man goes bragging, how he couldn't score until 2 to 3 after everybody. Ok take a try and then I will complete wha I had started to explain..
 
#10
Oooh yes
I've seen you are making use of some theological inflection. I look are religion too, not theologically, but rather historically. I simply don't subscribe to superstitions.
Hunters and Gatherers; inefficient =>Settled Societies emerge following settling down to farm and rear animals=>Some are freed from foraging, and trades develop=>Then Administrative Bodies =>Politics is born=>Religion comes about to account for the "inexplicable by nature". You are infested by Demonic Pigs one would say back then; not epileptic seizure? one in our generation might quip=>Gods get invented in man's image(personification) to explain what man couldn't otherwise=> Military's emerge and conquest and counter conquest=>The list is not temporally sequential. The point was simply providing a generalized picture of how I look at the world. How things came to be as they in fact are.

OK Back To The Ladies Story:
I was very lousy with ladies, for the simple reason my mind is strongly left brained, I am left handed, and write fast and like chicken poop for that matter, and so forth.......a confluence of factors that "crowds" out the "artistic side".
Generally speaking, the easiest way to get straight Fs while dealing with ladies, is through the use of logical reasoning.
If you closely read my surmise you will find the questions I asked answering themselves.
WOMEN:
Players /Womanizers :
Who do you think creates them?
You will likely find it is the women who do create the people who womanize them; remember I told you with logic, you will fail with women. The men have powerful ammunition with their perfect 250/100 in female psychology. They can do a VERY good job superficially charming the women, with not much in the way of "I will love you and cherish you for the rest of our lives" , but more like, "well if 5 of them can bend to my will in one weekend, I will just be an extremely busy man; and as they play the game more , their proficiency climbs too.
So you got "Many women" =>chasing after "Few Guys" --"Players"
then,
"Many Guys"=>"Barely any left over ladies"--Penile cognitive men.
Those men with the "left overs"=>are not honed at "fooling" ladies, which is all that womanizers and players do for the better part.
And then you will understand even better why logic fails where women are concerned.
"Left over Guys": unfortunately predominantly think with their penises, thus creating very suitable agents for the women to TOY WITH. Your role will be to provide tissues to wipe her tears , and a shoulder for her to cry on, after getting dumped by one of the players. As soon as the tears dry up, off she goes, to initiate an identical venture and this vicious cycle perpetuates ad nauseam.
 
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Hahahaha..ukweli...Actually the first tug of war is the toilet seat lol....he will leave it up, and she will put it down...Once I got married, it was with great shock and incredulity I learnt I won't be getting any BJs ever, they were something to be built up to during courtship , pole pole, as she put it...the day after wedding I gave the cue, and the response, "ah kwani what is wrong with you I don't do BJs , and neither do I want to receive reciprocity, and I never will".....that's when it dawned on me.....Im MARRIED!!!...hahaha

Oh and ladies wonder how men "miss the toilet" and can't aim straight.....I told one of them, until you properly appreciate the ramifications surrounding a sigmoid curve(can't remember if that was the spelling)....you would never comprehend. And every man has done this plenty of times, middle of the night, no one wants to hit the lights so your get in and aim south, but the trajectory instead devieates more towards the obtuse left or right make your pic...and neither do you even keep eyes open as your spray the area around the seat.!!!
no BJ is actually grounds for divorce, and because you can claim emotional cruelty and neglect, you wont have to pay alimony. so...there you go.
 

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