Boris Gardiner - Oh My Command Wife: how many men started jamming this first week after marriage?

I suspect if some one were to take a poll here, you would be very hard pressed to find anyone in their mid 30s and above that doesn’t know this song…It indeed is amazing the perpetual currency of some of these epochal classics!

As the adage goes…men are never worried about the future until they say “I do”; for women, the obverse is equally veridical; as for the beautiful bride, she might cry, and no, not at all out of grief, nor from the impending detachment from the familiarity of home and getting separated from her mum, but rather tears of joy…“I GOT YOU BY THE BALLS!!”…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAE-64SsnZE

Anything in that house is her property ,you included be wise otherwise you will fight over toothpast tubes ! Welcome to the pub !

Hahahaha…ukweli…Actually the first tug of war is the toilet seat lol…he will leave it up, and she will put it down…Once I got married, it was with great shock and incredulity I learnt I won’t be getting any BJs ever, they were something to be built up to during courtship , pole pole, as she put it…the day after wedding I gave the cue, and the response, “ah kwani what is wrong with you I don’t do BJs , and neither do I want to receive reciprocity, and I never will”…that’s when it dawned on me…Im MARRIED!!!..hahaha

Oh and ladies wonder how men “miss the toilet” and can’t aim straight…I told one of them, until you properly appreciate the ramifications surrounding a sigmoid curve(can’t remember if that was the spelling)…you would never comprehend. And every man has done this plenty of times, middle of the night, no one wants to hit the lights so your get in and aim south, but the trajectory instead devieates more towards the obtuse left or right make your pic…and neither do you even keep eyes open as your spray the area around the seat.!!!

God created a woman as a helper ,an organizer, the powers she has can fix any man !

Wat powers?

I would be willing to hazard that were a tautology, and as such many ladies err incorrigibly. You might observe the hungriest hyenas have got a 250/100 distinction in female psychology; personally I’m blunt, I just call crap , well crap, but ladies have the belief, this “bad boy she got”, that she can fix him, and make him forever hers, and if you were to be dead honest with yourself, have you seen any such thing happen in real life?

Any man is hopeless in the hands of a woman ! She can make or destroy him .

Oooh yes !and you not an exceptional just pray you turn come and go peacefully, always remember you are Gods image . Turn to him always ,know your limitations

I am not sure what script you are reading from, but you might want to do some serious soul searching if you genuinely think that were incontrovertible. I will even make your job sort easier by using myself as an example. You know from when I was a kid, I was on average maybe 2 to 3 years behind everybody where it pertained to ladies. Do you know the reason why? I will let you hazard a guess of what you think might have been my undoing, then I will tell you the truth. Nobody can call me to be bsing on such, coz no man goes bragging, how he couldn’t score until 2 to 3 after everybody. Ok take a try and then I will complete wha I had started to explain…

no BJ is actually grounds for divorce, and because you can claim emotional cruelty and neglect, you wont have to pay alimony. so…there you go.

For real? That would be akin to manna from high above…Shida ni court ipi itanipatia audience? Ile ya Vioja Mahakamani?