Weh! I have just been kicked out! Like, “My husband is a cop and he’ll be back anytime from now!” Halafu ngamia ya mtu imejaza gym equipment kwa nyumba…! Anyway it was a lovely night. Usiwai oa kunguru…
Ungekataa kutoka utupatie hekaya ina miguu. 
Mtaambiwa mara ngapi? If you are not paying the rent, usiwahi enda kwa nyumba ya puthy holder?
Funga na gazeti ya nation ukakulie mancave !
Kwani ulikuwa unataka ukule mpaka supper huko?
Mtaambiwa mara ngapi mali ya serikali sio ya kuchezewa.
Hamuoni jamaa amelala akikula mtu…ametoka six asubuhi
Your running away made us miss a fully loaded hekaya!
Afisa turdi et al. Kama ulikuwa niteshift umekamuliwa mtu na @mturandomchieth aki…
Leta hekaya iko na introduction,body vile ulifikisha ktalk elusive threshold, conclusion vile uliruka kutoka tenth floor bila nguo to meet the hekaya’s standards.
Don’t let such trivial issues bother you. Concentrate on growing a brain first.
Omwami wewe twakudai hekaya since 1721.
Weka hata deposit ya hekaya.
Zangu ziko huko VIP room,siwezi taka nikipata Nairobi gossip ama crazy Monday.
munene nimekuomba siku mingi unieke VIP ,wassap buana
When I bang a Kunguru at her place battle mode hukuwa activated and on high alert.
Mimi sina gym,na khupipi ako western
uliachia majirani wakamuange pole pole… Hehheeee…
Lakini kusema ukweli hakuna mahali bibi hawezi kamuliwa Kama yeye ni kunguru, hata ukiweka Kwa makwapa na uzurure naye daily