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Breaking: Ile Ndege ya Indonesia.......Am Offering to Go Rescue

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byro

Village Elder
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At times like this when i take my brain off course. If it had crashed on slopes of Mount kenya, i would have landed from this foreign lands with few ceremony, that is greetings to family then remove a printed piece of google maps. Buy some mitharigo"goat and cow legs" from the village butchery, then proceed to surmon all the village hounds, akina simba, selina, spoki, jaramba etc. Then after they are done with sampling, i tell them that is what is waiting for us(ofcourse they are now part of extended nyumba ya mumbi) up the mountains if they are willing to fight the cold. I can see the few lazy and homeless mongrels, joining the cat family rather than face it.
Now back to task, here i am, with selina, taska, jumbo and few AIDs carring dogs. Call the village drunk/squirrel hunter joskey buy few cans of 5th generation jet fuel and off we sail...
Come with mee, Hail mary nigga, run quick see, what do we have here now................
 
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