BREAKING NEWS: Haya haya watoto, karibieni mwuone an exclusive of President Trump on the campaign trail including a first time view of THE NEW BEAST!!

[patco]

Yes, Trump has a new limo sio hio taka taka mzee ya Obama. So Amused, madredi, booty bottoms you can all eat shit !!

Na hebu Team Russia wacha niwaulize... huyo Putin wenyu ako na beast kweli ?

What of Xi Jinping, Mr. Gachau? Does Ching Chong Cheng Li have a beast?!

Of course not. Oneni 7ft Trump vile anajaza hii gari kama giant. This motherfucker is as tall as a house. And the player hating ABC reporter is a lowly midget.

Gachau you can only wish to eat some of these snacks Trump has in those planes and in those limos. Hizo peanuts hazitawai fika Embu. Pole sana headmaster.

Trump also visits the factory where Amused works and earns minimum wage as an immigrant nobody... poor Amused from Kasipul Kabondo. But President Trump will make sure you have insurance for both you and your boyfriend. Just in case the factory grinder slices off your paws.


Part 1 of the EXCLUSIVE :



Part 2 : Trump skips breakfast. Sleeps about 4 hours a night.




Part 3 : Trump at his desk. His daily routine.



For the full 30 hour exclusive condensed into a documentary, well, that can only be viewed by people residing in the U.S e.g @marine1 , and that is by visiting the ABC website. Hapo ndio uhondo iko in full.

 

[Tom Bayeye]

 

[patco]

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Wacha wivu bayeye. Ni nini wivu? Some men are more equal than others.

Bayeye umeona the new beast? Gari ya proper alpha male!

Unaweza park honda fit yako hapo ndani na bado iwabebe nyinyi wote hadi mboch na iwapeleke church. Ile cologne imechapwa hapo ndani buda boss. Halafu Melania aingie hapo na Chanel no. 5...

Na saa hizo umejipaka sabuni

Ama zile perfume za Eastleigh, ikiguzana na jasho inakuwa poison.

Lakini usijichukie.

 

[patco]

Wacha marine1 aamke asubuhi akute hii thread. Ataikunia hadi a faint.

 

[Sokwe mtu]

Ijaribu kukaribia strait of hormuz ikuwe fragments

 

[Tom Bayeye]

Wacha wivu bayeye. Ni nini wivu? Some men are more equal than others.

Bayeye umeona the new beast? Gari ya proper alpha male!

Unaweza park honda fit yako hapo ndani na bado iwabebe nyinyi wote hadi mboch na iwapeleke church. Ile cologne imechapwa hapo ndani buda boss. Halafu Melania aingie hapo na Chanel no. 5...

Na saa hizo umejipaka sabuni

Ama zile perfume za Eastleigh, ikiguzana na jasho inakuwa poison.

Lakini usijichukie.

ok

 

[marine1]

Trailing in all polls??!!!that's a beast

 

[patco]

Trailing in all polls??!!!that's a beast

Mjamaa wa U.S. kwa hivyo tuseme ume watch?

Sio video mbaya. Ni motivational. You see what it's like to live that life.

Na si ni ukweli hizi polls huwa biased against President Trump. In 2016 they all said there was no way he could win... no way!!!

And then @marine1 Trump said something very interesting in part 2.

Trump said, that if Putin had to choose between him (Trump) and Hillary, Putin would probably have preffered Hillary to win rather than this stranger from New York !!!

At least Putin had dealt with Hillary for many years so he knew her stand on most issues so why would he support this new weird character from New York?

I must admit I never looked at it like that before this series of videos.

 

[patco]

@Soprano sijakusahau. Kuja uone vile Trump anaishi.

 

[marine1]

Mjamaa wa U.S. kwa hivyo tuseme ume watch?

Sio video mbaya. Ni motivational. You see what it's like to live that life.

Na si ni ukweli hizi polls huwa biased against President Trump. In 2016 they all said there was no way he could win... no way!!!

And then @marine1 Trump said something very interesting in part 2.

Trump said, that if Putin had to choose between him (Trump) and Hillary, Putin would probably have preffered Hillary to win rather than this stranger from New York !!!

At least Putin had dealt with Hillary for many years so he knew her stand on most issues so why would he support this new weird character from New York?

I must admit I never looked at it like that before this series of videos.

Yeah,only u would kiss ass like that

 

[Doc Oga]

Yes, Trump has a new limo sio hio taka taka mzee ya Obama. So Amused, madredi, booty bottoms you can all eat shit !!

Na hebu Team Russia wacha niwaulize... huyo Putin wenyu ako na beast kweli ?

What of Xi Jinping, Mr. Gachau? Does Ching Chong Cheng Li have a beast?!

Of course not. Oneni 7ft Trump vile anajaza hii gari kama giant. This motherfucker is as tall as a house. And the player hating ABC reporter is a lowly midget.

Gachau you can only wish to eat some of these snacks Trump has in those planes and in those limos. Hizo peanuts hazitawai fika Embu. Pole sana headmaster.

Trump also visits the factory where Amused works and earns minimum wage as an immigrant nobody... poor Amused from Kasipul Kabondo. But President Trump will make sure you have insurance for both you and your boyfriend. Just in case the factory grinder slices off your paws.


Part 1 of the EXCLUSIVE :



Part 2 : Trump skips breakfast. Sleeps about 4 hours a night.




Part 3 : Trump at his desk. His daily routine.



For the full 30 hour exclusive condensed into a documentary, well, that can only be viewed by people residing in the U.S e.g @marine1 , and that is by visiting the ABC website. Hapo ndio uhondo iko in full.

Panda hio Beast kwansa afu utuonyeshe experience otherwise wewe na the homeless mofos have one similarity...Hamuwes karibia hio beast hata 500 metres Garcia wewe.

 

[patco]

Panda hio Beast kwansa afu utuonyeshe experience otherwise wewe na the homeless mofos have one similarity...Hamuwes karibia hio beast hata 500 metres Garcia wewe.

Darn. So much hate.

 

[marine1]

Panda hio Beast kwansa afu utuonyeshe experience otherwise wewe na the homeless mofos have one similarity...Hamuwes karibia hio beast hata 500 metres Garcia wewe.

Leave the excited boy alone

 

[patco]

Yeah,only u would kiss ass like that

Na umeskia vile Trump amesema? He will release his tax records. He is ready to release his tax records.

That deflated democrats completely. That was their final ammo. After Mueller case collapsed they were hoping to nail Trump on taxes.

Wanafikiria Trump doesn't pay taxes.

Ati watampata kama Manafort.

And by the way no one is preventing you from kissing Putin's snow white buttocks. You can place a few videos here tuone beast yake... that's if they allow cameras in Russia any way.

Mnapenda Putin but you guys never post anything about Russia or China. Ni mambo tu na Huawei. Na news zenyewe za Huawei mnatoa kwa U.S media...

 

[marine1]

Na umeskia vile Trump amesema? He will release his tax records. He is ready to release his tax records.

That deflated democrats completely. That was their final ammo. After Mueller case collapsed they were hoping to nail Trump on taxes.

Wanafikiria Trump doesn't pay taxes.

Ati watampata kama Manafort.

And by the way no one is preventing you from kissing Putin's snow white buttocks. You can place a few videos here tuone beast yake... that's if they allow cameras in Russia any way.

Mnapenda Putin but you guys never post anything about Russia or China. Ni mambo tu na Huawei. Na news zenyewe za Huawei mnatoa kwa U.S media...

Spin that wheel

 

[Wanaruona]

@patco ghasia weka picha si kila Mtu anatumia WiFi ya muindi. Ama uweke samary mushienz.

 

[Soprano]

Yeah,only u would kiss ass like that

Hehehe!!!
Washa elda nafurahi, Boss! If he likes he likes!
But you can tell what kind of a person one is by the things they like and how they talk about the things they like.


@patco, hio mbist ni mzuri . Lakini mbona Trump hakujenga a brand new white House in Frolida na ajenge a wall around it?

 

[patco]

@patco ghasia weka picha si kila Mtu anatumia WiFi ya muindi. Ama uweke samary mushienz.

Mzee, kimbia hapo trm uibe wifi, sasa video itawekwa aje picha surely? Na ununue coffee ama soda, wacha ugamu bana...

Na si Airtel internet mzuri si ni kshs.100 pekee. Aki wanaume wa Nairobi mnakuwaga mkono gum.

Ama utumie ile wi-fi huwa naskia ya ma3.

The long and short ni Trump anaonesha tu vile huwa anashinda kwa siku yake. His personal views concerning a variety of issues. Hivyo tu. Na ujue Trump anajua showmanship. He invited fake news for a day in his life.

Nayo beast mpya inakaa hivi hapa chini. But full documentary ndio iko na better views.

 

[patco]

Spin that wheel

Which wheel? What's to be spun here surely?

Na siku hizi umeanza kuni copy sana. Nikisema spin that wheel, spin kabisa... unarudia kwingine.

Nikisema "As you were gentlemen!".... unarudia kwingine but with comprehension errors. ... "like we were..."

@marine1 the phrase is, "As you were gentlemen! Carry on!"

 

[Wanaruona]

Mzee, kimbia hapo trm uibe wifi, sasa video itawekwa aje picha surely? Na ununue coffee ama soda, wacha ugamu bana...

Na si Airtel internet mzuri si ni kshs.100 pekee. Aki wanaume wa Nairobi mnakuwaga mkono gum.

Ama utumie ile wi-fi huwa naskia ya ma3.

The long and short ni Trump anaonesha tu vile huwa anashinda kwa siku yake. His personal views concerning a variety of issues. Hivyo tu. Na ujue Trump anajua showmanship. He invited fake news for a day in his life.

Nayo beast mpya inakaa hivi hapa chini. But full documentary ndio iko na better views.

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Sande sana.