Bride Price Formula

Msikubali kugongwa…Ndio hii formula ya bride price

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total waste of creative energy

You need to find a way of factoring in her butt size, and the length of her hair

How will you know the number of guys who have shafted her? You think she’ll tell the number? Shinda hapo wasting your time.

Wewe duke kama shule ungetia bidii hesabu ungekuwa astronaut,

Ongezea number of abortions or births.

29 pekee?
huyo ni mzuri
i know of one ako na 58 na ako miaka 25

It’s just a joke bwana, albeit a pretty bland one with an element of truth.

Ulikuwa namba ngapi kwa hio lineup?

Ulijuaje ama you are her pimp?

Umepitia hapo.

no shorage of hungry men.
58 is nothing for a woman

Kuoa ni ujinga. Hiki kizazi kimepotoka kupindukia.