If you are a Luhya married to a hot coastal yelo yelo with three kids who works in the insurance industry, your wife wants me to dik her. I WON’T COZ I DON’T DO THAT SHIT. Bro code.
And if you are a Kisii married to a smoking Kikuyu lady, again with 3 kids, who works at a bulk photocopying shop in the CBD, man, your woman is a whore. She calls me three times a day asking for me to get a room. I WON’T COZ I DON’T DO THAT SHIT. Bro code.
YES, YES, YES I KNOW THEY ARE MORE INTERESTED IN MY PENSION THAT MY SMASHING RUGGED LOOKS (ahem!), BUT I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW.
Moral of the story: Women of nowadays (wanawake wa siku hizi) are totally useless. Now wonder Kemri research shows 96.45672% are whores. If you want to marry go get a gal from the village, and keep her there mama awe anakuangalilia.
Its a messed up society. I mean, I dont know where the future in terms of relationships is headed but whichever direction its taking, its gonna be a dead end. I am young and I can so openly say kuna bibi ya mtu age ya babangu ananikatianga kama ni kaschana and I was here thinking its our generation thats affected although ours is even worse. Nashangaa tutaoa wapi mabibi wenye hawajaoa? Then nikasema niende ushago na huko pia ni moto. Unamtoa huko akifika Nairobi ngoma cia aka hazimwachi nyuma na anaanza mwenendo. Dont even talk about a Nairobi woman, afadhali ukae. Nimejionea mimi na unless nioe nje, nitajua tu niko na watoto na nilipe child support na nikae single…
Kuna mama flani age ya mamangu kwa mtaa huwa nimemheshimu sana, unajua wale wa kuenda church bla bla bla? Sasa siku moja amekam kwa shop yangu ati sijui Whatsapp yake ina shida gani. Nikagundua ni update tu inaneed alafu nimgonge rwabe. Nikaconnect wifi, kuingia playstore mbio mbio ku-update hio shit ndio za lunch ziingie. Waaa, after ku-update, wacha vituko zianze. Messages zote zenye hazikua zimeingia ndio hizo. Chafu chafu sana. Halafu mavida na mbisha zenye anatumiwa ni za mdinyano tu. Unajua vile vida whatsapp huwa blurred but unaeza ona hizi ni miguu zimepanuliwa, na hawa watu hawana nguo? Hivo sasa. Bwanake hutumia kabambe hata hashikanishi mambo ya smartphone. Nilijifanya sijaona but I’m still traumatized.
Most men nowadays are useless, direction-less, sissies and men-whores who dick everything that moves. Women can also be justified to say there are no men these days. Still, you don’t see us (women) complaining every freaking day. How pathetic are “men” these days? Unalia lia siku mtandaoni, do you have time to invest in being a man?
Ukiachwa achika, if you cannot meet flimsy demands, stick to your lane, ukikatiwa na hautaki, make it clear and move on. Otherwise you whiny half baked “men” are turning the village into a bitching fest. Grow some balls.
