Bubu Game

Date – Friday July 8 2005

Time -9:30 pm

As I approached River road from Luthuri I was feeling wasted, was so tired from a hectic week of driving import cars from Mombasa, had been a car a day for almost a week and I was fatigued. Was not complaining though, the money was gd. The routine was deliver the car to the yard then hop onto the next available bus to 001, try to get some sleep on the bus so as to be fresh for another morning run, that day the clearing agent alikua ametuchelewesha na tulikua tumeondoka Msa around 2pm in a convoy of 10 vehicles, being young and carefree I was a very fast driver na kama kawa I was the first to reach the capital, not that it mattered coz the following day we would all leave together again coz by morning kila mtu alikua ashafika yard yetu.

Kufika @Riva road nkapata my favourite mbus (Mash) imejaa, sasa ikanibidi nizunguke kidogo nitafute bus ingine, surprisingly the other three offices I entered ata hao walikua gari zao zimejaa nikajua itanibidi ni chukue Channia ya makunguni lakini kwa bahati nzuri nikapata Starways iko na viti za nyuma. I booked the aisle seat second last from back side ya conductor and because I was tired went inside took a seat and made myself comfortable, sikua na mzigo wowote as we used to shower and change at our office every morning. I adjusted the seat to my liking and watched other guys settling in wondering who my seatmate will be and also safari itaanza lini ili deree azime mataa ya ndani niweze kulala.

It was then that I saw her, a girl who looked like sun as Supreme leader Onjohi says, a tall dark Arabic chick who Sir God had created just after a good lunch. Whoever said the beautiful ones are not yet born hakua ameona huyu mrembo, everything was perfect. Nikaona anatafuta kiti yake and made a silent prayer to the Lord asking and begging him to make this beauty be my seatmate.

Well well well, my prayers were answered very fast as the girl came and stopped by my row of seats, the seat numbers were well displayed and she had found her seat, she placed a medium sized bag on the overhead carrier then indicated to she wanted to pass and take the window seat, roho yangu ilikua imesimama, it wasn’t beating at all, nikasmama nimpishe na hapo ndipo perfume yake iligonga mapua yangu nikapata an instant boner. Akipita nikaangalia matter core which was threatening to spill out of the jeans she was wearing and as she sat I caught a glimpse of white underwear nikaskia nikaa nimepigwa shock ya 415 volts. I stiffly took my seat na automatically nikajua hio usiku sitalala. No way I could fall asleep with such a girl next to me. My brain was busy searching for mistali to start a conversation.

Around 10pm a bus official came round checking our tickets and then we were off, kufika OTC the dark beauty started fambling with the lever that adjusts the seat and somehow she couldn’t get it right and I grabbed the chance to help her, nikainama kwa upande wa kushoto and with my right hand adjusted the lever for her, my ear was on her KCCs and I used my head to push her so that the seat would lock, I expected some resistance with this maneuver but surprisingly there was none, nilibakia hapo for just a few more moments longer than necessary taking in her strong sexy perfume and enjoying the softness of her boobs and it was with a lot of will power that I pulled myself away.

Sisi hao Hailesellasie avenue tukatermka kasha tukajoin Uhuru highway kufika railway bridge nikaanza kucurse deree na roho “mbona hazimi taa, meffi!” kumbe alikua anaingia petrol station hapo SouthB. BTW mbona hakunaga South A. nikaskia condaa amesema jaza tank nikajua tutakaa about 10 minutes hapo. Nikachomoka nikaenda kutafuta washroom nikojoe. Kusimama kwa urinal ata nijaribu aje akuna kitu ilikua inatoka, urinating with a hardon sio mchezo, it took like two minutes before the first drop appeared and it was not urine, wale wanajua hii mambo wanaelewa. Kumariza nikaenda kwa sink nikaosha uso splashed some water on my armpits coz I suspected I was smelling like a pig. Siku zote nilizokua nimekaa on the A109 nilikua nimeskia story nyingi sana za love brewed on an African bus na nikaomba Mungu hii ikue siku yangu, I promised God that on Sunday nitaenda church na nitatoa fungu la kumi mambo yangu ikiwa poa, Kisha nikapita kwa duka hapo nikanunua Orbit, PK zilikua bado fika. Kurudi kwa gari nikapata msuper hayuko pia yeye alikua amechomoka kiasi, deree akaingia kwa gari nakupiga marev za nguvu ishara ya watu wale wako inje waingie safari ianze. My seatmate alikuja na maji ya half litre na saa hii nikaweka miguu kando kumpisha, matter core ilipita 5 inches from my eyes and I had to order my hands to stay put, zilikua zinataka kugusa. Aliketi chini akafungua maji akapiga sip kisha akachukua handbag yake akatoa leso akaiweka kwenye mapaja. It was at this moment that I realized we had not even exchanged a single word, we were playing a bubu game. Deree naye akatoa gari naakashika njia, two minutes later he switched of the interior lights.

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Niuzie part 2 ya hio hekaya

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meffi maliza hekaya!

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kama hukukula hizo orbit kwa bus usiendelee… FAGGOT…

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tulieni wazito, saa hii @Fala 12 amechafua meza, hebu fungueni usiki sacco
hekaya namalizia kesho

He he he, @ES, kwani lights zikizimwa hata wewe lazima uzime hekaya…
Hata hivyo, Iko timam kama kawaida!

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utatoa mangapi?

tulia tu kidogo, will nefa forget this night

ngite

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@Atwoli kuna jamaa wako hapa

Part 2 pris

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@jumabekavu roga hii mtu
he does not respect ES

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I beg, part two iletwe

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Mungu wa hekaya anakuona ! Tafakari hayo.

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Sema kama ulikula au la then hekaya uendelee next year

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Umemwambia alright…

ngite
a way of saying “alright” or “okay” or “mkay” made famous by the great history teacher of Plymouth South Middle School, Ms. Joyce Ashley.
Mike - “Hey fuck face go make me a sammich”
Jordan aka Jables - “Ngite”

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ngite

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sioni vizuri saa hii nitasoma monday

Seriously waiting for season 2, kibidi gia keri.

Wanted to say ‘ngui’

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musubcount wacha ubrare fukin

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