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I fvcking hate kids.

I just realised that. I was pissing my morning away thinking about life and choices and whether it’s possible to survive on bread alone. I think it is. I have a jiggly belly to prove it. Ugh, I gotta assemble my POS cycle.

Anywho, I thought that getting older, because of the desire to leave a legacy and other things --biological instinct, gives one an uncontrollable desire to want a child but no. Not really. Fvck legacies and fvck ki… no that sounds wrong. The point is: if you lift your kid up to make an order at Katch Fries, and it takes too fvcking long, I’ll be the hot head behind you firing off. Bitch, I am not going to set up a tent because your kid can’t say ‘sausage’.

If I ever get the urge to multiply I hope a well-intentioned human punches me in the liver. Jesus didn’t have a kid and he was fine!
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:D:D:D:D:D

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what are you saying?

A terrible waste of threshold…is what your dad would say.

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Welcome to The Church of all T.Waste Threads. Admission is nothing but an open mind.

You mustn’t use too much muguka. It slows you down…

I approve this message…

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You are just myopic my dear fren. And ignorant too…I bet u are not yet 25 y.o. Add 3+ years and u ll have a different opinion. Nani ako nyuma yangu kwa queue? #terriblywasted

I think everyone is entitled to choose whether to procreate or not.
There’s no need to justify your choice.

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True. I use -3 lens… Lucky guess.

Bliss. It’s rainbows and butterflies over here.

Aaaand you lost. The rest of your comment is invalid. Thanks for playing.

I have seven kids both legitimate and illegitimate DNA confirmed. My target is thirty after the 30th one i can die in peace having accomplished my lifes target .

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Sawa Akuku Danger.

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Mwenzako huyu hapa
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You will die before siring 10.

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I like, not because I agree with what you say, but because you write well.

Such is life. The people who should procreate don’t, or do so just a little, while those who shouldn’t do it like rabbits.

Unakulaga hizo bhajia za Katch fries??

Hapana.