Can it Get Better Than This? Tamu Kama Meat of Rabbit

Nimeshapanda nyanya, spinach na Kales kwa nursery. Sasa I am off kukunyua busaa na wazee wenzangu. Can life get better than this?
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Sasa nimefika kwa lami. Cruising at 50km/h.
Ooh!! Old age is coming along nicely. Hope I don’t crash.
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Hautombi leo?

Katambe sasa.
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Saa bado. I will decide.

Hehe… yani unatext ukiendesha baiskeli?? Wewe ni khumundu khumudeadly my fren

Hiyo kikombe chafu huwezi pata Ebola?

How were you able to tell that?

Huku ni ushago

Oh. Its clean. It’s my phone’s screen that’s dirty.

Hapo sawa . Busaa is organic , natural and sweet . They should make it legal . Ungetafuta ile iko kwa mtungi unywe na mirija…

Buda, si kuna siku ulitupatia stori hapa about how busaa landed you in hospital… bado unachukua?

Nimefika kama nimechelewa. SAA hii ni kumalizia. Kesho ndio final kwa mzee Alfayo.

Salimiana. Tungeenda pamoja if I was there. Zile story zinakuwanga kwa hiyo round table matches no other… ulete hekaya utakayo pata

Actually I have been accepted in their circle and now I am a junior elder presiding over domestic squabbles and sibling rivalries.

How will you ride back home

Hio busaa si ni chakula kinywaji na haitambui alcoblow

Bike ilikuwa ya mzae fulani ametuma watoto wachukue. Kurudi home sisi huwa tunarudi on foot tukiimba circumcision and war songs.

Hekaya:

It’s a good feeling I can tell. I was ordained in that circle many years ago. I remember there was a time we were sorting kesi fulani of a certain class 7 boy who made a classmate pregnant and denied the pregnancy wasn’t his.

It was my first assignment to give a ruling. So the girl was standing on the right hand side of mtungi a busaa with her parents and so was the boy with his parents too on the other side. So as elders we all decided the boy atandikwe viboko kali kali hadi aseme ukweli if he slept with the girl.

The first cane landed on his bottoms , akakataa, 2nd followed, same results but ya tatu… alisema mpaka the saa, the venue and the style he used to make her pregnant. Tukawaambia they go outside we have a decision to make . Tukakunywa busaa na mirija as we decided their fate and we decided the boy should marry to the girl .

His parents committed to pay dowry that day and the boy’s parents took the pregnant girl. As we talk now it’s been 19 years and they are still married with 7 children . The wife is a lecturer at Masinde muliro university and the husband is a successful businessman in kakamega town .

Everytime they see me the bow their head with respect especially the girl because yeye husema were it not me she wouldn’t be the person she is . Their son just joined UON to do some Bsc in science. I haven’t been to those circles in a while but everytime I go to mwitoti I make sure I attend the one that I’m a life member.

Hutawai sikia people have become blind from drinking it or food poisoning… never