CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE

“Hello Admin,
Please hide my identity juu staki beef na watu.
Over Christmas my cousin brought home his girlfriend for introduction and it happened that I know the girl and she knows me because we lived in one plot tukiwa campo.
So what I know is that this Kalenjin girl was ‘married’ to another Luo guy for the four years we were in campus (they lived in one room). They also used to go clubbing and drinking all weekend. Dame alikuwa anakunywa hadi anajisahau.
My cousin is an innocent youth leader in church and I strongly feel that to is girl is not the right woman for him to marry. I feel guilty that I haven’t told him the truth about her at the same time I am afraid the girl will know ni mimi nilimchomea.
What should I do? My cousin has already planned for ‘koito’ over Easter Holiday. I feel for my cousin I don’t know how he will feel about this. Please advice.”
Wuee! Huyu dame aponge asiponge? Toa maoni…

Wacha watu wa pambane na mapenzi Yao…

You can’t find an angel in today’s women…

Know that Mui huwa mwema. Maybe she has reformed and is ready to settle and raise a family. Is your cousin Kalenjin too? If not mwambie awache tu coz kale girls always go back home or will have a side nigga who is kale…

Stay out of it.

Wewe tafuta bibi\ bwana yako…people change.

Seconded. Learn to be thinned by yours.

Thirded. Stay out of people’s business. Your cuzo might have dived in and liked the pond.

…life is complicated wacha wapambane Tu…

Fourthed, maybe your cuzo knows her past and it doesn’t bother him

Typical:D:D:D

kama si brother yako, acha agundue mbele. anza kuchukua notes for a research paper.

:D:D:D

True

Fifthed, weka video na photo evidence ndio tukubelieve

kama si blood brother wacha ajipange

Sixthided ambia huyo chali a join MGTOW, mkule huyo dame na muingie mitini

Seventh-ed. Wacha zitoke na wenyewe.

let you cousin marry his heart’s desire. you don’t know his fucking history too. it’s possibly worse than the girl you think you know. mind your own

Ukweli ni kwamba tukianza kustudy your women’s hoe phases hutaoa
Huenda ukawa shoga pia sio eti.
Hoe phase is criminal but critical.
A woman learns to resist penis. And develops standards. Unasikia mtaani wanasema amepanda bei.
Ivo sasa

Uliza hiyo kunguru kwanini anataka kuharia kijana wenu maisha