Cassava: demistify the myth

Am told by yours truly that cassava huongeza ‘nguvu’. She’ve sojourned ochaz and came with the tubers. Maoni.

P.s have ever ate close to a quarter kilo of dark and white chocolate once and that day I had a boner all day.

That entire post makes no sense? First of all its “I’M” if you are too lazy to write the apostrophe then “Im” will work just fine!!!
so “im told by yours truly…” you told yourself?
“she’ve sojourned ochaz”…the fuck is “she’ve”?
you ate a quarter 250gms of chocolate and had a hard-on? so what? correlation is not causation.

11 Likes

My spell checker is acting up, got the message?

Engrich is dead,tenses have been raped…mediocrity galore

2 Likes

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/520/073/eb9.jpg

3 Likes

@Web Dev https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CAhCJrqU0AAJK3S.jpg

14 Likes

Me peeping for a relevant reply
https://youthclubblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/peeping-tom.jpg

2 Likes

Quarter kilo of chocolate? But why?

Wewe unaiibisha other village elders

Kijana, do you know the meaning of sojourn? Huyo yours truly wako amekaa siku ngapi hio ochaz?

Just accept you are a grammar dwarf and move on. You can put the thread in bukusu, @Mundu Mulosi will translate.

3 Likes

OK…harsh very harsh but true

uwe ukiita jirani apitie before you post
hata kiswahili inakubalika

I havE expected all my mistaken. Now return my questions.

I come from bara…we used to boil them but remove the inner string that it is poisonous. In coast they are even eaten raw. I have just malizad a ten bob cut moments ago. I used not to know until a certain malaya told me…,‘leo umeamua?’ Thats when I did some research why women dont eat them raw as much as men. Huwa ni ya kuamsha nyege. Sadly its true.

1 Like

Mat za ngara upandiwa wapi? I’m going to hunt for cassava

sadly?

Yes my grandmother used to tell me 'grandson, please eat up this cassava left on your plate so that in future you may bring forth more of your kind ’ never understood why till i reached my teenage years

MHOGO NA CHAI ASUBUHI HUWA TAMU SANA

WEBDEV NI MPOKOT SI MBUKUSU

[ATTACH=full]5805[/ATTACH]

Ngara unapanda mat ya nini? Unatumia footshubishi ama shoebaru.

2 Likes

MATHICE NAONA HUJAWACHA UMAMA