Cat meat industry and other stories.

“Where is that lady! I want my samosa!” Mwangi’s cried. “Don’t call our mother ‘that lady’ Mwangi. She works hard to at the samosa factory to get us subsidized samosas” His sister Wanjiru scolded. The two siblings lived deep in the slums of Nakuru. Soon, a figure came over the horizon. It was their mother, carrying a greasy grey package. She greeted her children and gave them some of the delicious feline pastries from the famous James Mukangi samosa factory, named after the man who came up with the idea to sell samosas. Ten years had passed, and cat meat had been legalized. The factory employed hundreds of previously jobless Nakuru residents, and exported across the East African region. The company was owned by Sivraj group, it also had a cat ranch near Gilgil. The factory had gotten a boost by the President sampling some of the samosas when he visited the factory in early 2026. However, the car meat industry in Nakuru is largely under regulated, and many gangs break into people’s homes to steal people’s cats.
This story is a joke, I hope you enjoyed reading it. I think I’ll post another short story tomorrow.

fuck you ,ngony meru

Kindly keep that story to yourself… or better yet delete this one.

Do you see the bigger picture now @It’s Le Scumbag ?

Bigger than I thought :D:D

What do you mean?

:smiley:

Who is ngony meru?

Humbwar wewe

:D:D:D:D niaje mzito

poa sana shingo upande

Kwa nini shingo upande? You’ve made me to laugh out loud

ng’ony meru=nabongo mumia II

Ng"onyi is a small shopping center just outside Meru when driving from Nkubu.

ng’ony is also a small heaven located between thailand 1 and thailand 2 that many men are willing to die just to get in and pour their sorrows

Who is Humbwar?

This is a possibility. The society is ever changing. If cat meat proves nutritious many will adopt it. Health habits are quite unstable.

According to Wikipedia, Cat Meat contains substances that may be dangerous to humans. This is an article about where cat meat is consumed.

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