Chattering Boxes

Anyone who travels long distances is aware of the above mentioned persons, its either guys who are travelling together or two know it all kihereheres who have just met, and decided to be chatty and you are travelling night. Woe unto you that you are seated with them. hutalala, can talkers share their on the road experience, birrionaires who can’t relate Keti pale >>>>>>> na wasome stories.

Or guys who sit next to the driver and tell him what to do…overtake haka kagari… Weka namba nne twende kabisa…overlap hii jam…

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Next to babies is worse chatterboxes wacha waonge provided that hiyo lugha naielewa

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It’s better the chatterboxes than kukaa na mtu anakulalia hadi anakumwagia kiute

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Niliketi next tu mama mmoja akanipea mashida zake from yeast infection to mashida na bwanaye kutoka mtito to nairobi. In my own estimation she is above 45 with a stable job

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She just wanted to vent, women like to talk about their frustrations/problems more than men. Lakini mimi sipendangi kusikiza shida za watu.

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It happens when they need someone to talk to and they never expect to meet them.

There was a lecturer who did the same while I was an undergraduate. Luckily she taught in a different campus from where I was so I could avoid her.

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Once you become a parent, you will learn to tolerate babies… I have…

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First week of October I boarded a shuttle to Nairobi. On the seat next to the driver were three young guys probably around 22 years. The matatu had a ‘WiFi on board’ sign so they started harassing the driver to switch WiFi on. Next came demands for particular reggae mixes to the point of giving the driver their flash disks to play their songs. Then their loud and boisterous stories many of which left elderly people in the vehicle shame faced. After about 30kms it dawned on me that they were eating cup cakes and sipping on sodas since we boarded. It was then it hit me.
The idiots were eating weed cookies.
It was one of my longest journies ever.

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kama ni mlevi unashow conductor kunasubua fulani next to me…asipomkanya unangoja mfike magizani unampea hook ya kahasho…atanyamaza mpaka mfike kisii…

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By the time naingia bus kama naenda Mombasa, niko 3 minutes away from K.O. Nabook VIP kimtu kiskuje kunisumbua…ata kunigusa…

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That yeast infection issue must have stopped you from giving her a dick to lean on from all her problems, sir?!

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Wewe unakaa mtu wa kupanda mbukinya acha kudanganya sisi ati shuttle :slight_smile:

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apana nihivi karibuni after i had got a lifetime scare juu ya slices

Nimesema mara mingi sitaki mtoi

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Endeleza bajaj tu…

Wacha mambo ya bajaj childfree couples wako.

Hehehehe… Yeah right, but you’re definitely not one of them…

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Will be

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