Cheating

A friend just crossed all of town to come talk to me about his cheating wife. The way that guy looked man, am stressed. Mwanaume Simba anakaa paka imenyeshewa. Just Stressing.
Yaani he has already confirmed its 2 guys. Yaani, plus yeye ni watatu.
Huyo asipoekwa kengele kwa shingo, sijui.

Could that be @uwesmake

Kenyan women have caught up with their men in extramarital affairs. It’s now 50% for both sexes.

unataka kuomba ruhusa umpatie mkundu??

The amount of cheating in married women is wanting. That’s why HIV infection is more in married couples nowadays.

tell yr bae to cheat mtosane

Wah

Sasa wewe elder mzima ukileta kiherehere kama hiyo hapa, unataka tuchangie aje. We already drunk, the best you can do ni uingize huyo bibi ya rafiki yako box ,uchukue picha ya matako yake uje utusafishe macho. Mara ngapi tutasema hapa, kunguru haf…

@gashwin, ona ile vituko hii mtu yako inaandika.

As village elders we advice that kati ya wawili usiingilie…

What advice did you give

I just listened man. I have seen quite some shit in my years on this flat earth and I don’t think I have an idea of whats up with it. Ni kuskiza tu na ku-update taksin, and keep the coffee 3/4 full.

cheza chini my friend.

leo nimegundua ile kunguru mi hukamua kumbe unakamuliwo Na jangili ingine. I had been looking for a way to get rid of her and it couldn’t come in a better way.

nyamazisha mkundu

:eek::eek::eek:Umekuwa ukitumia CD? It is the only thing you should worry about now.

A kunguru, i believe, you were extending some monetary benefits in return for her ‘generosity’. What made you believe you are the only one who can give those benefits? Like a businessman, a kunguru will never pass an opportunity to make an extra coin.

Yes, it is called diversifying revenue streams…

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