Checki Maneno: Memorable Rides Of The Year

@Mkufuu @The.Black.Templar @Meria Mata @Davidee @admin @TerribleWaste and other checki maneno guys, the year is coming to a close and so is the Checki Maneno calendar of events, believe the last competitive ride was yesterday The Farmers Choice Individual TT. Share your most memorable rides of the year, perhaps we will take your trails next year.

For me The Tour of Meru stands tall as it was the most gruelling ride I have done this year, Nbo-Meru-Nanyuki-Nairobi in 3 days a lot of climbing from Embu to Meru, Meru to Nanyuki pia and have to deal with the infamous Sumbuiga climb @ Isiolo junction and crazy crazy headwinds on that climb. Nanyuki to Nairobi is equally long (think 270 km).

The Tour of Machakos also is memorable as the first and probably only multistage racing event in Kenya, its memorable because of racing up Kathiani climbs and respect to KRD walipanga watu kwa peloton proper.

Tour of Namanga was just brutally long but the best peloton formation I have been, was pure teamwork to get to Namanga and back to Kajiado in one day, just about 250km of cycling.

The remaining tours of 2016 that I am aware of is Tour of Mombasa (2-3 days) and Tour of Arusha (1-2 days) na ile ingine ya @Meria Mata ya 300 km (siwes fanya hio).

Those are my memorable rides of 2016 and shedding so much weight mpaka had to buy almost an entire new wardrobe.

Share your memorable rides for the year.

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iki ki-ugly face @Gio upenda kujipendekeza sana. unaweza fikiri yeye ni birrionaire!! That “Buy new wardrobe” statemenr was put there for a reason. Ati ndo his target audience who are mwomen waone aka ni ka bachelor husband material-

Who can remember his fake cooking tutorials?..hio ilikua ku-hoodwink mwomen. Mnakumbuka story ambayo ugly face aliwekew mchele bar then drove home aki feel dizzy…kufika gate watchman Wafula parked his car for him and helped him upstairs …akajikuta kwa sofa morning…hehehe

Mara utakiona hapa vile anajifanya anakampuni ya engineering …msee kama unatafuta bibi just be open wacha kutumia hizi tricks zako za upuss…meffi

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Hiyo crew yote ya cheki maneno huwa mkundu sana

Ile siku mtagongwa kwa hizo barabara msiagike kwa lami, nitatumanishana hotpot mpakuliwe from the lami ka minced meat

Ujinga hauna huruma.

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Meffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii LONG LIVE CHECKI MANENO!!! YOU GUYS SHOULD GET BIKES AND CARBTHEFUCKUP

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pwegegege. Kwanza at first kalikua kanajifanya ayuko idhaa ya pink handles, unakumbuka zile story zake za kukunywa chai kwa balcony na neighbor, alafu pia ety kuna mwoman kwa class yake alikua amemkufia. Hio ilikua kuonyeshan ety vile yeye ni honset gentleman, hawezi nyanduana ovyo ovyo, venye yeye ni mtu wa God mbaya. Hio effort yote, ilikua ni juu ya purr, gio ange weka weka baadae apo ndio purr angejua hii ni fisi ya kawaida imejivalia ngozi ya kondoo. After expose, purr alijitoa, skuizi ata guru anawezmake :D:D

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Kuna ingine bado ya mama wa kuosha nguo and also cooks for him. Mara huyo mama Mzee akaleta daughter wake one day amsaidie kazi kumbe ati alikuwa anataka kushikanisha ugly face @Gio na daughter yake. He rejected all her advances… Huyu msee jo:D

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Enyewe @Gio ni mtu mkundu sana

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@Meria Mata ndiye huyu Sheriff akiexplain bikes

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I just bought this as per ur advise

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They are baby wipes by Pampers …they were the most expensive on the shelf

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My bad Just seen it…was using phone and that’s why I could nt see it.

Yeah baby wipes are more hygienic to use. It not only sanitizes u but also makes your boxers skid mark-free

As a muslim i will first use tissue paper …then water …then i’ll add this. This will kill bacteria et al.

I wonder how men derail a thread about health and fitness to talk about baby wipes.

@Jirani Sijui mbona you’ve engaged with this cunnt. Mtu mzima hajajua kujipanguza matako? Smh. I swear from today siwezi salimia walach. Meffi

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Awesome thread mine was the recent Nairobi to Isinya and back. very awesome ride. I’ll write something about it by tomorrow when I get time

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@Mguu tatu was right in asking for @Jirani advice kupanguza meffi ndio career yake

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mkundu

Asante. Remember when they go low, you go high. ~M.O :slight_smile:

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@Gio ni mtu wa nguvu sana! Na si mko na udaku sana!

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Lakini nyinyi watu wengine wa Checki Maneno hamwendangi tour? Mlinunua bike ya kuzunguka estate

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