Chicken Farmer.

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I'm A Prostitute
A woman walks into her accountant’s
office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes. The accountant says,
“Before we
begin, I’ll need to ask a few
questions.”
He gets her name, address, social
security number, etc. and then asks,
“What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”
The accountant balks and says, “No,
no, no. That will never work. That is
much too bad. Let’s try to rephrase
that.”
The woman says, “Ok, I’m a
prostitute.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try
again.”
They both think for a minute, then
the woman states, “I’m a chicken
farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does
chicken farming have to do with
being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last
year.”
 

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I'm A Prostitute
A woman walks into her accountant’s
office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes. The accountant says,
“Before we
begin, I’ll need to ask a few
questions.”
He gets her name, address, social
security number, etc. and then asks,
“What is your occupation?”
The woman replies, “I’m a whore.”
The accountant balks and says, “No,
no, no. That will never work. That is
much too bad. Let’s try to rephrase
that.”
The woman says, “Ok, I’m a
prostitute.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try
again.”
They both think for a minute, then
the woman states, “I’m a chicken
farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does
chicken farming have to do with
being a whore or a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised over 5,000 c*cks last
year.”
In England prostitutes who work in designated brothels(massage parlours) File their taxes as "Self Employed". Well thats what a Spanish poko at my local brothel told me; i had asked her for an invoice for a "Massage" she gave me....., needed to file it as "expenses" against my income.
 
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