Chicken Inn's Maggot Flavored Offerings Seem To Be Popular With Nairobi's Fake Middro Crass

Surely Kenyans, akili huwa tumebeba kwa mattercore ama? Yaani slay queens and black kings have been feeding on magunyo for the past i-don’t-know-how-long? The same fools who throw saliva out when you talk to them about authentic Kenyan food like mtura, have been seriously munching on maggots in silence. Si waru za KFC hutoka Egypt? Waru imepanda ndege haiwezi kuwa mbaya. Pengine waru na kuku za mayolo huwa tu hivi, sitaki kuitwa mshamba, so acha nikanyagie tu.

Let me tell you, I’ve been eating my Mtura at Maish’ smoky joint for ten years now, sijawahi umwa na tumbo. I’ve never come across any maggots. You know why? Coz that shit is taken straight from the grill to the chopping board, to my mouth while still hot. A simple, clinical operation. Hakuna mambo miiiiingi. Na ukienda kwa Maish after 10pm ole wako, hutapata mtura. Huwa inaisha yote, so kesho tuko sure kutayarishiwa kitu fresh.

Here we find a Kenyan going all the way to Westy, or TRM, or Two Rivers, to sample maggot flavored coocoo. My fren, do you know that 1100 that you pay for a full chicken is enough to buy two full roasted coocoos at base, na urudishiwe change ya 100? Coocoo tamu imechomwa na vinegar and other additives, na ni fresh, na unaona ikipikwa? Haya.

By now it should be clear that in Kenya “class” doesn’t translate to quality. Most food poisoning cases affect patrons of 4 and 5 star hotels. Remember Cholera at Weston? Let’s be honest, how many here, by show of hands, have suffered terrible bouts of diarrhea after taking a meal at a supposedly high class restaurant? Imagine kale kaslay queen ulipeleka out jana, leo kazi ni kuhara tuuu. Hakajatoka kwa nyumba, sahii kako kwa roll ya tatu ya tissue. At least Chandaria amesortiwa. Just look at how the fools have been suffering in silence. They had to wait for someone else to complain so they could tell their stories.

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Yaani ng’ombe haina aibu kusema “I’ve bought rotten chicken twice”, na ingine “more than twice”. Yaani mimi uniuzie chakula imeoza mara ya kwanza na nirudi? MIMI?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vcIMhwdGRI

https://www.sde.co.ke/article/2001320004/chicken-inn-apologizes-to-customer-over-shock-discovery-in-chips

kenya bora uuze kitu expensive,tunaamini ni quality hata iwe na magunyo…tulifunzwa inaitwa premium pricing…

cooked worms haziwezi ua mtu…kuleni wacheni upuss

Shule mlikula weevils hamkuwahi kufa, saa hii Nairobi mnakula sukuma inatoka God knows where, hamjakufa, kaswende ndio inawa harakisha.

hatuna shida na kukula vigunyo…shida ni ati izo vigunyo ni expensive…hell kfc wakiniuzia kuku iko na worms 70 bob naeza kuwa nikibuy daily…[SIZE=2]bora wanifungue na brown bag ya kfc neighbours wajue mi hukula kfc[/SIZE]

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Maggots are not exactly classified as worms. They’re something that comes from the already dirty housefly’s meffi. Yaani unakula meffi ya nzi. Na watu wamehara kuhara. Unaona mwingine alispend 7k hosi juu ya kula magunyo?

Weevils are a different storo. They were a source of much needed proteins in high school. Plus we didn’t have much of a choice.

Sisi tunajinunulia waru kwa soko alafu tunajipikia chips hatutambui chicken inn , oh kitu kingine siwezi nunua kwa hizi expensive places kama supermarket ni nyama , u guys hamjui mnakula nyama ilichinjwa wen , if u want fresh meat go to the mtaani butchery where a thigh of cow is bought on daily basis sio hizi vitu una buy unatolewa kwa deep freezer .

Tukikula mtura pale masimba mnasema sisi ni peasants.

Uki ingia pale kibanda your brain tells your immune system to be alert for dirty food na minyoo lakini ukienda pale 5 star hotels na mall food courts utahara juu zote
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kichwa za kuchoma za uko ziko yuu sana

Chunga these 5 star hotels Kama Hilton, Stanley, kempinski, Radisson, white sands, every meal haikosi left overs mixed with fresh food. Alafu these meffi hotel buy food in wholesale like 2 months ago then wana deep freeze. Wewe unaenjoy teriyaki chicken na bae pale kempinski ya 3k per plate Kumbe that chicken was bought in February. :D:D

Amazing, how do you go to the same place that served you worm infested food?
Worms in food is a sign of how the food has been handled.
These days eat in your house, you can never be sure with these eateries.

Worms zikona proteins at a highschool mlikula githeri inkona weevils Villa kelele

You are mistaken on frozen meat. Have you ever heard of 45-day aged beef? No? Peasant wewe!!

Ziko juu saidi. Na bei ni ile ya mwananchi.

You don’t age meat in a freezer.

watoto wanakula maggots ?

45 days in a freezer? No thanks.

Home aging?