Now that you have reclaimed your tangent, let me ponder the choices.
The Lamborgini is a panty remover and is easy to store, burns normal gasoline and can get you to any asphalted point coast to coast.
The MiG will not only remove panties, but can get the right girl turned on way hotter than
@pseudonym on that Eldoret Express. Problem is that you need runways, hangers, special license to fly it, and a team of engineers. Have you looked up the consumption of Jet-A, especially if you want to stress the machine to its limits?
Gimme the ground machine any day!