Leo niko idle kidogo and it didn’t escape me that there are very many wankers in ktalk. I received a request from J&J Investigations Inc. ya ile panya ya Berndora @Panyaste★ to run some background checks on a serial wanker aka @jmoy . This is what i found after just a few scratches below the surface. You see, @jmoy has a childhood dream of owning several cars. In reality, hii ni ngori. Whattundu? Simple. Create imaginary wealth and using narcissistic tendencies, display it to online strangers. Here we go:-
In March 2018, the uncircumcised boy sets out looking for a Toyota Wish
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By August 2018, he had bought an Xtrail having rubbished the villagers advice on his initial wish of buying a Wish. He is now looking for a shopping basket for his dear beautiful and supporting wife, Mama Boyi.
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By November 2018, he wants to take his Nissan Xtrail to Toyota Kenya for service na hataki kugongwa so he asks the village for advice. Ni ukweli Toyota Kenya wanafanya mpaka service ya Nissan?
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In February 2019, things are really looking up for the Jmoys mpaka boy wetu anataka kuwa matatu mogul. He only wants advice on matatu seats. You wonder, wouldnt the post be still impactful if he had just asked for connections to seat makers?
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By March 2019, jamaa sasa hashikiki. Bibi hataki tena Axela ama Honda Stream akienda sokoni. A Pink Note, Demio or Vitz would do. But hii siku ni kama @Brikicho Bantureh alikuwa rada yake mbaya but he let it slide.
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Kufikia June 2019, boy wetu mtaani anatesa mbaya. Zake sasa ni 4WD that makes chilles hutembea bila ngotha just in case wakutane na boy wetu akiroll in his big masin.
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March 2020 inapata wife amechoka na whatever pink shopping bag she was bought in March 2019 sasa anataka kitu inaweza menyana na potholes za Sonko. Saidieni boy wetu anunulie wife a nice realiable compact SUV. I find it interesting that he once owned an XTrail. Mbona kusumbua elders tena?
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Msito @jmoy , show us your ways. tumechoka kukula taabu Nairobi.
Part two coming up. We bring you details vile boy wetu anatesa bibi, makunguru et al bila huruma. Keep it locked.
For and On Behalf of:-
J&J Investigations INC,
Mohrenstrasse 37,
10117 Berlin,
Germany.
cc. @Panyaste★
