City Life

Kitambo nikiwa bachelor nilikuwa naishi one bedroom fulani Thika road. Unlike gated estates where you know some of your neighbours when you meet at the neighborhood meetings, huko ulikuwa unajua caretaker pekee. Everyone leaves asubuhi anarudi jioni, minding their own business which was good to a large extent. However, two tenants died in their apartments and it took almost a week each wajulikane. Apparently one was asthmatic alienda ivo mlevi mwingine sijui ni nini aliwekewa akazidi. Life ya city ni tricky sana kwa wasee wako single and antisocial. It was unfortunate juu huyo madam wa asthma maybe angesaidika kama angekuwa tu na fisi mmoja anamkeep company.

Once again here we go again. It was her fault that she had an asthmatic attack without a man aptly coded fisi next to her??. To save her!!!
Nitatapika in a minute.

Tapika saa hii usingoje hiyo one minute. Meffi. Thie ukimiaga ujehererie urimu

I have already. Eeeks. You owe your mother and female relatives a huge apology.

Can you keep your mouth shut and forever hold your peace on all my threads. Usiniharibie siku.

finish that foolish mungiki shapeless mwoman. Mimi huwa sikapendi hata

You missed a memo. You cannot tell me when to post, what to post, etcet etcet. Only one person has that power…my boss at my WEK. And even that is a stretch.
Chap chap put me on the ignore list. Then you will not see what I post.

wewe mama uzaa hio coomer yako chafu pale London upate pesa utumie mathe pesa +254. Ulimwachia mtoto akuchungie.

Sure. Ignored.

Sasa m2random… si one of the rules is a man should not cohabit in a house he doesn’t pay rent?

Kuna kaukweli hapo :smiley:

@M2Random you have a problem

I thought you are still single but with baby mamas

Juu nilikutaja jana kwa ile post ya addiction?

Wewe malaya ukipatiana nyuma hadi ikaisha treads ka coomer yako ulitugawia pesa?

Sasa usituletee kelele hapa spreading your frustrations

2016 nilikuwa naishi flats zingine zilikiwa na 9 houses on 3 levels. Used to live on 2nd floor, chini on 1st floor were two guys, one with a pregnant wife (hawa walikuwa newbies to the plot) and then another guy with his girlfriend walikuwa wanapenda kuvuta kindukulu.
One night the pregnant lady started having serious headaches, the guy went to his closest neighbour kuomba lift waende hosi. Nigger had lent his car to his bro that night (sijui mbona he didn’t approach other neighbours for the sake of the new guy, mama wa muchene mob ground flr. believes it’s coz. he was stoned) Lady soon went unconscious after a short while as they were waiting for an ambulance that took over an hour to respond.
Siren ya ambulance ndiyo iliamsha the rest of the plot. Asubuhi news filters thru. that she was dead on arrival at the hospital.
Really sad day given that there was 5 cars in the compound that might have saved a life.
But it was a lesson we the residents learnt. After that tulijuana more, even learnt there was a retired nurse in our midst. That same year there was another night time medical emergency, which we handled really well.

Hey fool, you cannot stop a death whose time has come

When death rings the doorbell, you open albeit reluctantly. Fisi cannot outwrestle Glim Leaper.

Who again? :oops:

@introvert pitia hapa ukiamka