A certain clueless fella, a teacher somewhere in Ruiru hijacked me on Saturday as I was heading to lecture some rich men’s kids on how to write codes, the clueless fella was loaded with money, he was looking to buy a car and so he thought I am the perfect mukora for the job courtesy of my kitambi and fake stories which I ever deliver during Chang’aa drinking. I called the boss that I would not be available because I am rescuing my cousin who was caught having sex with an underage hoe in her father’s living room, the boss granted me permission, he told me that he really wants his kids to be experts in computer hacking because of what he witnessed during election, so he said I should come on Sunday to advance the knowledge since Monday is school opening (those kids are so dumb, I usually let them play video games as I watch porn and other things, its an agreement between me and them, so long as I get paid I care less), so the first stop was Kangundo road, we examined vehicles, asking the sales lady useless questions about engines and clutches, the clueless fella, I will call him Mr. Breadcrumbs, fell in love with a Toyota Allions, I dismissed it basing my arguments on a loose nut on a tyre, since Breadcrumbs thought I was expert matters automobile, he had to respect my decisions. We moved to different car yards until an idle fella took us to his car enroute to Kamulu, where we found an old but stable starlet, Mr. Breadcrumbs had a budget of 250K, the starlet was costing 170K, we bargained to140 without breadcrumbs knowledge, sealed the deal. 15K in my wallet. Breadcrumbs was now a proud owner of a Toyota starlet, KAK 146G…he told me that we needed to celebrate. I told him twende place inaitwa Sabina Joy, we went their had rounds of beer, the fella booked a room upstairs. As we type this, Mr. Breadcrumbs has no money to fuel his car for a journey to Ruiru. Nimemtoroka.
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Cut the detail kabla CSI wamufish.
Great story
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lol
Mambo ya Loilo…he he he!
Toyata starlet unaeza inua na mkono moja upendue ukiwa solo.
Pwegegegegegegegege io starlet unaeza iendesha kama skateboard na mguu moja inje, kwanza pale roysa inateremka bila was
Ni ile ya turbo not bad
Mwambie aweke maji kwa fuel-tank!