Colleagues who fart in the office

so a few hours ago nikitoka works something happened, kuna kabarabara waititi hajatengeza huku kwetu.it’s a corrogation a stretch of about 400 metres.I’m a very generous person ,so if need arises huwa napatia neighbors wangu lift.
kwa hiyo ka stretch i normally roll the windows up due to dust,sasa after ku roll ,nikanyamba a very toxic one-studies shows that smelling your fart has many health benefits- which was more than i could take(most times huwa navumilia)…
immediately i released,sijui neighbor wangu my immediate,alitokelezea wapi aka wave nismame.well …in a such a situation your brains inajiitanga ka meeting within a quarter of a second ishaa process a million things…i weighed my options nikampita ,there’s no way hiyo aroma yote ingekuwa imetoka.FYI tukipatana na yeye tena nitamwambia ni bibi alikuwa na gari.

Back to our title,where you work,do you have workmates who fart anyhowly? .mind you,mtu akikuja kazi asubuhi you smell their cologne so when they fart the aroma mixes with that of the perfume .aki hiyo ofisi haiwezi kalika.
Have you ever found yourself in a situation involving fartology,mnyambuliko wa vitenzi? share with us.
i will leave you with a famous qoute by mahatma gandhi: “ndore ibagio ni gitii”
In english: The earth needs more trees to fight air pollution.cc @Muhura Ndore :D:D

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thread ya umeffi tu lakini nimecheka yangu yote. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

@Adeudeu, ebu kam kiasi

Hehe … ukona ufala. Kuna kadem kasupa kamwarabu kwa ofisi ndo huwa na hizo tabia za kutoa ile whisper ya fart, ile ya ssssss … inabaki hio aroma iko hewani but around kila mtu yuko sure of the source

nugu uko na hata wheelbarrow

hehehe, ya Adeudeu ni ngori bana, with me nikiwa corridor na hakuna mtu around naachilia kiasi, though i at times nishai under estimate uzito bana, a group of mixed ladies and gents wakotokea ghafla bin vuuuu, i just told myself, it wasn’t me, acha wajichanganye na wajishuku, i never looked back and am still happy mpaka sahii

perfume ndio huuza mse…but mostly watu wafupi hukuwa affected sana juu wako down to earth

:D:D:Dunasemanga kama mbaya mbaya

wewe enda uka tithe:D:D:D

Haha we ukinyambulika itamix na hii ufala yako halafu utiambukize

We always blame the fat guy…we dont care whether he called in sick or he is on leave…he did it, case closed.

@Panyaste unaitwa.
Hehe

Nilikua nikutusi but this right here is some funny shit.

hii ni true story engineer

@Adeudeu alizalisha mtu na mshuto… yako bado haijafika @shadowofdeath

Hakhi ya nghai ,mtu hawezi niabia hivo tu @Adeudeu

Hehe … @Mbocori unajua kushosha

Na niaje hua hio urge ikija ukiwa solo na ucheki 360 degrees coast iko clear uangushe ndio matapaka hutokea out of nowhere kuongea nawewe?

us we fart in our BMW’s an swotch on climate control