CONFESSION OF A BODABODA GUY

Yesterday i set off to supervise my maize farms. so kama kawa, i sought the services of a a certain boda boda guy. The dude has lots of stories, comes out as quite funny and canning but what he said yesterday startled me. He confessed that he has hit so many a woman in the course of his 5 year bodaboda business. He told me the secret lies in his witty behavior of ridding his motorbike on gear one and turning on too much fuel to make his bike vibrate and applying unnecessary emergency brakes, therefore turning on his female clients. by the time they reach a lady’s destination many of them are ready to roast.
I dont knw about that.
you be the judge.

Juu ya hio story hii mwezi nanunua boda and on weekends naingia barabarani. Reflector na gloves niko nazo.

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Never rely on their stories, most of them make them up as they idly wait for clients. In short ni @Story of a giant

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kuna vile naona alikuwa na nia ama alikukamua

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Lazima ajitetee akiwa pande wa mbele!!

Pale Juja kuna time nilibeba taxi for a month, about two years ago. Wueh…I can confirm that guys in the transport industry get a lot of pussy thrown at them. Unfortunately for taxi guys, most clients are old mothers above 28 years so it’s not exactly a turn-on.

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Very plausible.
I had a lady housemate and she didn’t have a boyfriend.
Kazi ni kukalia washing machine while it’s on the final spin that lasts about 10 minutes anatetemeshwa into a thunderous Orgasm.
Nilimpata twice she thought I wasn’t home.

Nyege hazina adabu.

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Io ya pikipiki ni true only that hapo kwa kukula vitu ni tricky kuverify. Unaeka Gear Mzito bike inakua vibrator. Ikifika pande ya brakes kazi ni kucheza na za mbele tu.

by the time mfike place alikuwa anaenda atakuwa ashaclimax mara ka tatu hivi atakuwa anahitaji mti wako kweli?

It reminds me of; “A 1000ways to die!” :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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:smiley:

@introveet hivi ndivo wewe hufanya ma mboch?

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“There is a thing with women when you have these things: a bike, a motorcycle, car, aeroplane, big dick, big and hairy chest, above all cash . How they are attached to electronics, ask google” ~ songs of solomon

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really?

I can relate to that 'big d*ck,big hairy chest ’ when I was gyming and was a bouncer in several clubs around town.women of all ages were falling and crying over the beast from the lake.hata saa hii Na kitambi bado wako Tu.nimepunguza nguvu Na hamu Tu.

Eti ‘the beast from the lake’ :D:D:D:D

Lwanda magere:D:D

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It is true. That isnthe trick all mafisi Boda guys apply…