Confused

#46
She left early in the morning, even before my waking time. Huyo alikuwa na mashida mingi siwezi mpiga mti. Since I don't want to get involved in her problems, itabidi amejipanga next time.
 

blacker

Senior Villager
#47
So my ex has showed up at my place crying, and she has refused to tell me what's wrong. I suspect her current boyfriend has physically assaulted her. It is an interesting night indeed.
Akupee deep throat, hiyo inatosho. Don't fire the base, you will blow yourself up.
 

Micymas

Village Elder
#48
She left early in the morning, even before my waking time. Huyo alikuwa na mashida mingi siwezi mpiga mti. Since I don't want to get involved in her problems, itabidi amejipanga next time.
she was testing how much of a bitch you are. Yani dem anaenda but anakamuliwa na anarudi akiassume atapata tu kimsee singo kidesperado na hautakuwa na bibi unakamua kwa keja?
 
#49
she was testing how much of a bitch you are. Yani dem anaenda but anakamuliwa na anarudi akiassume atapata tu kimsee singo kidesperado na hautakuwa na bibi unakamua kwa keja?
Niko ile point nikiaacha dem na ata akamuliwe na msee mwingine na apewe mimba sijali. I just don't care, neither do I take back my vomit. Only 1 woman in my life has ever broken me, the rest wanakuanga miscellaneous. I only pretend to have feelings for them.

Bado mimi ni kijana, nikiweka bibi kwa nyumba ntakuwa nimejifunga own goal. Kwanza huyo ex nlimuacha juu alikuwa anataka ku-settle lakini mimi siko ready kuingia hiyo life ya marriage nonsense. I still have a few women who I service especially on the weekends.
 
#53
Niko ile point nikiaacha dem na ata akamuliwe na msee mwingine na apewe mimba sijali. I just don't care, neither do I take back my vomit. Only 1 woman in my life has ever broken me, the rest wanakuanga miscellaneous. I only pretend to have feelings for them.

Bado mimi ni kijana, nikiweka bibi kwa nyumba ntakuwa nimejifunga own goal. Kwanza huyo ex nlimuacha juu alikuwa anataka ku-settle lakini mimi siko ready kuingia hiyo life ya marriage nonsense. I still have a few women who I service especially on the weekends.
buda kaa bachelor kabisa and get your money right. Nothing will irritate them more knowing you are still living like a king with your choice of young pusy wakati yeye saa hio amejifunga na watoi watatu from a useless nigga.
 

Tia Dalma

Village Elder
#54
@smokin_gun kuna kitu inaitwa condom and Postinor2.

Ngombe ikikaribia Simba lazima ikulwe. There is nothing like ITS A TRAP!!

As she tells you her sob story aanza ujinga. For instance, "Ebu toa bra nione kama umechapwa."
Or
"In this house if you want to sleep, you have to sleep naked." Akileta ujinga "Basi toka".
All the PUN INTENDED.

The real thing to do is the Right hand, will bring the Right mood at the Right time.
I have written about such a scenario as my first hekaya.
 

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