County/City Askaris vs Me

Asanteni villagers for your varied comments on post I put in “Sex and Relationship” category.After reading them I have made a decision that I will not rescind on.

Sasa leo inakaa ni siku ya mkosi kwangu…I am up and about then I realise sina doo kwa mfuko,I decide to go to an ATM located @ Stima Plaza in Ngara.I park dash to the ATM,hakuna queue ,so in a record two minutes am out back to my car.
Nikienda kufungua mlango naona an old papa donning yellow apron bending near the driver’s front wheel and all of sudden it dawns on me ni kanjo,but where was he when I was parking.
Mimi nani I look on both sides naona hakuna kirindi na bila kuongelesha yeye nikainua mguu juu and using the my heel nika land a good one on his back hapo kwa backbone and the next thing I see ni someone scampering looking for support ndio asilambe chini.He had not engaged his kimetal thing so nimeitupa kando kaingia kwa gari,all this time on a few guys watching wakicheka and the papa has gone to the other edge of the road akijisugua uchafu and cursing.Couldn’t hear anything he was saying.
So I spend off ,the guy didn’t put up any fight which I expected and as I drove away I never saw any sign of those Kanjo urchin(they are normally in numbers).

Sasa nashindwa kwani hii town kuna County workers imposters ama ni miujiza tu imehappen.Altogether nimeficha gari mahali till next week na sitaonekana kwa hiyo street tena.Unless watu wa coop waniuze siwezi patikana.

Huyo ni baba ya watu umepiga teke ya Kuua?

[ATTACH=full]100178[/ATTACH]
Made my day.

Hapo umeweza…

Tutaishi namna gani bwana,ata sikukaa dakika tatu ndio huyo ashakuja kuiharibu siku yangu

Ungebeba hio chuma uende nayo.

Nimewachia yeye ajaribu pengine but sidhani huyo atarudi job leo if at all he was doing genuine business

:D:D:Dthats a good lesson for him. Hata ungeweza beba hio chuma ingekua mzuri. Kanjo irritates sana

Savage:D:D:D:D

Hehehehehe!

They are there like dung flies with their chumas and “Corruption is evil” written on their dust-coat backs. I was there just yesterday morning.

Next time, pass that main Stima building and turn right into Mushembi Rd. then left towards the market. Hapo, there are kijanas who will watch the car for you for 50 bob, and the kanjo knows it is not welcome there because of the market customers. The other option, which I used yesterdy, is to ongea vizuri with the fuards at the gate, wakupe parking ya mdosi for 5 minutes if your visit is brief.

Sikaribii huko na hiyo gari hivi karibuni.I swear it never took me more than 3 minutes to and from the ATM and I had just parked near it

Kuja ongea na wazee nikupee immunity ya kupark Pale city hall nje bila kuguzwa na mtu.

saf sana

hio ndio mantra yangu kutoka leo

They hide deliberately then pounce and clamp your car as soon as you are out of sight. Of course you will have to cough up some amount to get the thing removed.

Niko na parking ni vile tu nilikuwa kwa pilka pilka jameni.Wee ni mtu wa Kanjo,how do guys join that place.

@jackal knows

he he heee you win. but really kenyans si hii ndio ile mutunga aliita bandit economy

Hehehe…
Bure kabisa…
Funda is revenging on the old man’s behalf.
[ATTACH=full]100196[/ATTACH]

Ouchh heri kukanyagwa na tipper…hapana jali ni old papa na kasirisah mimi kiasi hicho

Kama ni genuine kanjo wewe chunga and pray that the cctv cameras never captured your actions and the car plate.utastukia you surrounded by those thugs plus a breakdown !

Gari haitoki home for two months,na mimi sio mtu wa town sana sana