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Guys Be warned…
Yesterday I went home very late from an official function and because i had no other means of transport, I
decided to use a bodaboda. On arriving home, I alighted, paid the guy and left.
As I approached our gate, I saw the boda guy following me, I quickly changed direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me, I moved faster, the guy increased his speed, nikajua nikunoma nikaanza kukimbia design ya Kabogo, wacha nikimbie, wacha anifuate, nikaingia kichakani and the guy followed me, wacha tukimbishane, tukapelekana kwa muda but after kuhema sana,
nikajikakamua kimwanaume, nikasimama and I faced the man,
nikamuuliza, mbona unanikimbiza?
The guy replied softly, “Nipatie helmet yangu”

http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/true-story.7267/

What a twist, what a man, what a story?

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Hii story imekuwa copy pasted mpaka sasa hiyo helmet inakaa fakeo_Oo_O

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Walking away while shaking my head.:cool::cool:

piga watu kalamu hadi watii

Huyu chapa equator mpaka siku yenye yesu atarudi.

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ama amchape equator na greenwinch meridian pamoja

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

ala! its funny dont you think

Sasa Kabago hats yeye ameingizwa sasa

Si ungoje sisi wenyewe tuseme, mbona unataka kutulazimisha?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
That’s funny

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If i see this again i am going to be-head myself.

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oh my wamae

:smiley:

Aiii Im still reading this jokew…and the wierdo is still posting it here after another posted it here ealier?
Ama huyo msee wa pikipiki anenda akifukuza watu kila mtaa?

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